Friday, September 12, 2008

Sarah Palin Update

If you clicked here to read our hate-filled rant against Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Palin, & a thorough critique of her interview w/ Charles (What the hell kind of name is that?) Gibson on ABC World News last night, you must've forgotten that we are homeless & don't have access to a telebision set. Except, no, wait a minute, we aren't unhoused, we're still "homeless," but we're MOTELED!! And have a telebision. W/ cable!! Basic, but who's complaining? Big ups (as today's youth so colorfully put it) to Step Up on Second, in Santa Monica (Rich readers: Make a donation here!) who recently purchased a dumpy motel in Santa Monica, close to the border w/ icky lower-class Los Angeles (Again, who's really complaining?) which they will be using for their homeless/runaway troubled teen program, but in the meantime, until December when they start converting it, they are housing semi-competent, "non-volatile" (If only they knew, ha ha!!) types such as ourself, who are otherwise w/o a bed, in the dumpy motel. We know, as Nietzsche so ably put it, that gratitude is an emotion for dogs, but we'll make an exception in our case (rules are made to be broken, especially if they concern us) & type a fairly good-sized "thank you" to all there who've helped us in our time of need. And now, before we get any sappier, we must go recover our bags from under the bush in the park, return to our new-to-us but somewhat moldy domicile, shower, & relax. Don't expect to hear from this web log any time soon, we have eight months of tee vee viewing & quite a few hrs. of sleep to catch up on. P. S.: When we typed "Sarah Palin" in the title box, we typo'ed it "Sarah Plain." Freudian?

4 comments:

Glennis said...

I'm glad you got a place. How long are they granting it to you? Hope it is a positive thing.

Larry Harmon said...

Wow, Bouff, you're outa the park! How fucking cool is that? Like g said, how long do you get it for?
P.

Anonymous said...

I suppose this makes you better than everyone now. Pfui. p.s. -- please still buy me lunch.

M. Bouffant said...

The Editor Speaks:

Thru the end (?) of Nov., as renovations begin in Dec.

Should have our Section 8 Voucher by then, & maybe even a pad, or "crib."

Retirement here we come!!!

We remain at the same level of betterness-than-all-others as B/4, as our colossal ego doesn't factor in pettiness like addresses (or lack thereof).

It's all positive except for the motelly/mildewy smell, which is being airfreshened as we type.

Walking around naked (w/o prying eyes) is always good for the inner self. As is showering daily. The cable tee vee, hmmmm...(Too much info, yes...)

We do miss the sounds of bats flying in the park, but one can't have evereything.

Lunch early next wk. is still on.

Ciao!!