Jeezis Loves The Little Children (Until Their "Moms" Get Home)

Below: Tony Alamo & Mrs. Alamo (Susan). From the AP story linked below: "When his wife died of cancer, Alamo claimed she would be resurrected and kept her body on display for six months while their followers prayed. It would be 16 years before her body was returned to her family." Fuck us!!Jerk/evangelist/slave-holder/labor- & tax-law violator Tony Alamo has added another to his list of accomplishments: Busted in Arizona for interstate transportation of minors for sexual purposes. Even FOX News says his past is "checkered." To put it mildly.

In an interview Monday, Alamo spoke of the allegations with a mix of denial and defiance, saying he never promoted sexual abuse but that he believes there's a mandate from the Bible for young girls to marry. "In the Bible it happened. But girls today, I don't marry 'em if they want to at 14-15 years old. Because we won't do it, even though I believe it's OK," Alamo said. In an AP interview on Saturday, he had said that for girls having sex, "consent is puberty." On Monday he bristled at descriptions of his organization as a cult, saying enemies want to cast him as a "weirdo for preaching what the Bible says." People who have left Alamo's organization say they have witnessed older men marrying girls who just reached puberty. The U.S. Attorney's Office said in an e-mail that was inadvertently sent to media last week said agents expected to find children ages 12-14 who had been abused and that they expected to file charges. The e-mail said agents believed child pornography was being produced at the compound in Fouke.

Shorter Tony: The bible sez: "If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed."