It'd be a shame to miss a chance at that, wouldn't it?
Now we find a story indicating that we may have a chance for further mockery, this time of people too stupid to keep their brains from boiling into vapor.
[T]here tends to be a lag of many years between exposure to radiation and tumour growth but the number of cases already apparent suggest a much bigger problem to come."One would expect this to be only the tip of the iceberg because of the long latency of those diseases..."
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Added to that is the increasing use of cellphones, especially by young people.
Stupid young people. They'll get what they deserve. We can only hope that the various types of radiation to which they're exposed will sterilize most of them.
Story brought to our attention by alex constantine's blacklist, whence we stole the graphic as well.
2 comments:
Ah, good old Stubby! So John Lennon, Elvis, and presumably Darby were executed by the CIA, eh? Hey, he says that the forces of darkness can track peoples' movements through their phones transmitting through different cell phone towers. But aren't most "cell" phones transmitting directly through satellites these days?
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The Editor Pontificates:
They certainly seem able to track your movements via your mobile on Law & Order these days. And that's just by which cell you're in. If you have a GPS thingie in your 'phone you might as well wear a sandwich board saying: "Come & Get Me, Oinkers!!"
Cell 'phones are still connected to cells. Satellite phones need a larger antenna, which usually looks like one of those AM antennas that used to be on the backs of receivers, you know, those cylinders about three inches long?
There was a three-part article in The New Yorker some time in the mid-to-late '80s about the dangers of microwave radiation, mostly to radar operators/technicians & the like. We suspect the dangers haven't lessened any, & the amount of EM radiation surrounding us has probably increased considerably since then.
BZZZTT!!
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