Sunday, October 7, 2007

Sound Advice from a Not-So-Sound Mind (Ours)

Late to the party as usual, Just Another Blog (From L. A.)™ only realized earlier this a. m. that October (besides being "Rocktober" @ "classic rock" radio stations nationwide) is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Then we saw Mrs. Brett Favre (a survivor) on Sunday Night Football, & even as we type this ABC News is starting a week-long series on breast cancer. All of which eventually reminded us that our mother (& her mother before her) was a breast cancer survivor. Her heart gave out a few months ago, so cancer wasn't on our minds, but she did, as John Wayne put it, "beat the Big C." (Lumpectomy & radiation treatment. Her mother had to have a double mastectomy. Progress is being made.) None of our female friends & acquaintances (NB: Men can get it too. Not common, but it does happen.) have had it (yet) but it's probably bound to happen, & none of us are getting any younger, if you know what we mean. So visit the croaker, get that mammogram (early detection via breasts-in-a-wringer gave my mother 15+ yrs. before her heart got bored w/ the whole thing) feel yourself up, whatever it takes, ladies. This is not an excuse to run photos of female human breasts, but it is a reason to link to them (Yes, some are nekkid. Happy now, you voyeuristic male gazers?) and further info, all from a second grade teaching, recovering attorney, libertarian lesbian. What, we're going to send you to some Internet public service announcement? Alright, enough w/ non-controversial public service & Just Another Blog™'s personal suffering, it's back to rage & abuse! Bastards!!!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I'd just like to say it's a real pity that LA didn't slide off into the Pacific ocean in 1906. If it had, then we wouldn't have this constant stream of psycho-babble neurotic trash puked up on the internet by silly sluts like you.
Thank you!

M. Bouffant said...

The Editor Responds to this Vicious, Unwarranted &, Frankly, Incomphrehensible Attack:
Huh? Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, fool? Are you in favor of breast cancer? What psycho-babble neurotic trash are you talking about? By "1906," are you referring to the San Francisco earthquake which occurred almost 400 miles north of Los Angeles? Are you ignorant or stupid? It is our sincere hope that asswipes like you, who probably live in the "Heartland" & think you are "real" Americans, be transported off the surface of this planet by a tornado, never to be seen again.
If you are a man, as your name might indicate (but you're too chickenshit to make your Blogger™ profile available) we sincerely hope that you get testicular cancer & die, although we're not sure that "men" w/ undescended testicles can get nut cancer. And we hope that your mother gets poked in the poop-chute w/ a splintery broomstick.
You're more than welcome!