Still stuck in dial-up (Samuel Morse could've telegraphed more quickly than this!!) so please don't expect much activity here until we reënter the 21st century. AT&T said today, or maybe tomorrow, or Monday @ the latest. Let's check the modem right now! Nope, DSL indicator still flashing red. Why does it take so long? Not enough "engineers" to make a few mouse clicks? It's not as if they have to rewire anything. Punch in the phone #, click a button...To hold you over, please examine the picture above.
What is it?
Our guess? Extra Terrestrial scientists, working from telebision signals sent into the ether just after the introduction of color tee vee, attempted to create a robot/android/clone/replicant/doppelgänger/simulacrum of a human female for their own insidious purposes, such as stealing vital human bodily fluids (if you know what we mean) to improve the failing DNA of their dying species. Look at it. The perfect hemispheres on the chest. The hair color that doesn't occur in nature. The nose. The disproportionate lower lip. (Is that how it will obtain the vital bodily fluids?) The blank, soulless eyes. It can't be a human being, can it?
Mee-ow!
3 comments:
Jeez, the nose could use a little work, though. Mee-ow!
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I've always wanted to fuck an extra terrestrial...where do I find her...?
From The Editor:
Just like every other E. T. on the planet, this one is here in figurative Hollywood (actually Beverly Hills) possibly looking to continue its show bidness "career", & definitely shopping & going out for lunch.
You may need some of that udder-softening cream available at finer feed stores if your dream comes true.
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