Monday, August 26, 2019

Dumb-Ass Lawyer Quote Of The Day

How Long Have Republicans Thought Guns Were "Dangerous", Anyway?

Matt Keeley / Newsweek:
Devin Nunes' attorney argues @DevinNunesMom, @DevinCow parody accounts as dangerous as guns  —  Republican Rep. Devin Nunes from California is suing Twitter as well as a GOP strategist and two anonymous parody accounts.  According to the lawsuit, the Twitter parody accounts …
Matthew Chapman / Raw Story:   Lawyer for Devin Nunes argues parody cow making fun of him on Twitter is as dangerous as a gun
Lisa Needham / Shareblue MediaDevin Nunes' attorney says parody Twitter accounts are as dangerous as guns and fires
Eric Ting / San Francisco Chronicle:   The first hearing in Devin Nunes' cow-related Twitter lawsuit was an udder circus
I would pay (or accept) money for an opportunity to demonstrate the relative differences between a Tweet from a parody acc't. &, say, a round delivered from a Desert Eagle (or even a mere punch from a fist, for sheer visceral fulfillment) to Nunes &/or his cretin att'y.

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