Why I'd as soon never leave the bunker: Too much sufferation.
(esp. w/ co-eds). Not to mention any youth coach/pastor. Is it not yet clear that these people are all sickening perverts?
And those who murder their families. America eats its young alright; it's rats in a cage all the fucking way down.
Another reason to stay hunkered down inside: Dangerous cosmic radiation during more of the day than not.