Wednesday, June 13, 2018

A Clue For The Time-Share
Salesman-In-Chief

Guess what, real estate retard? Tourist hotels & foreigners visiting them are not things in which North Korea has the slightest interest, & no horsecrap like this will sell them on the concept.
United States - North Korea Singapore Summit Video - "A Story of Opportunity" (English)
USA TODAY does some quotin' from the sales pitch:
"You saw the tape today," Trump said. "I think it was done really well. That was done at the highest level of future development. I told him, you may not want this. You may want to do a smaller version of this. I mean, you got to do something. You may want to do a smaller version. You may not want trains and everything. Super-everything."

Then the real estate tycoon warmed to his theme.

"As an example, they have great beaches," Trump said. "You see that whenever they are exploding their cannons into the ocean. I said, boy, look at that view, wouldn't that make a great condo? And I explained it. I said, instead of doing that, you could have the best hotels in the world. Think of it from the real estate perspective. You have South Korea, you have China, and they own the land in the middle. How bad is that, right? It's great. ... (Kim) looked at that tape. He looked at that iPad. I’m telling you, they really enjoyed it, I believe. OK?"
O.K. Lumpy, I'm w/ you on that; I'm sure several good laughs were enjoyed, because they were enjoying confirmation of their hope that you really were the dotard you appeared to be from a distance. Oops, joke's on you!

He literally has, like, no idea, man. None whatsoever, as highlighted. And, indications that Trump's brain pretty much calcified in the mid-1980s:
What's more, Trump said during his press conference that he showed Kim this very video:
We had it made up. I showed it to them today. Actually during the meeting. Toward the end of the meeting. I think he loved it. They were — we didn’t have a big screen like you have the luxury. We had it on cassette. An iPad.
Cassette? iPad? Sure.
Read the transcript (& weep); it's (slightly) more composed but still babble:
Seven billion people inhabit planet Earth. Of those alive today, only a small number will leave a lasting impact. And only the very few will make decisions or take actions that renew their homeland and change the course of history.
History may appear to repeat itself for generations, cycles that never seem to end. There have been times of relative peace, and times of great tension. While this cycle repeats, the light of prosperity and innovation has burned bright for most of the world.
History is always evolving, and there comes a time when only a few are called upon to make a difference. But the question is, what difference will the few make? The past doesn’t have to be the future. Out of the darkness can come the light. And the light of hope can burn bright.
What if, a people that share a common and rich heritage, can find a common future? Their story is well known, but what will be their sequel?
Destiny Pictures presents a story of opportunity. A new story, a new beginning. One of peace. Two men, two leaders, one destiny. A story about a special moment in time, when a man is presented with one chance that may never be repeated. What will he choose? To show vision and leadership? Or not?
There can only be two results: one of moving back, or one of moving forward. A new world can begin today. One of friendship, respect, and goodwill. Be part of that world, where the doors of opportunity are ready to be opened, investment from around the world, where you can have medical breakthroughs, an abundance of resources, innovative technology, and new discoveries.
What if? Can history be changed? Will the world embrace this change? And when can this moment in history begin? It comes down to a choice. On this day. In this time. At this moment. The world will be watching, listening, anticipating, hoping.
Will this leader choose to advance his country and be part of a new world? Be the hero of his people? Will he shake the hand of peace and enjoy prosperity like he has never seen? A great life? Or more isolation? Which path will be chosen?
Featuring President Donald Trump and Chairman Kim Jong Un, in a meeting to remake history. To shine in the sun. One moment, one choice, what if? The future remains to be written.
Functional semi-literacy. Astounding. Where do they find people w/ such pure, raw, untamed & untrained talent? Trump University grads?

2 comments:

FelineMama said...

Hey Dotard, if you build one, will you move over there & run it? Take your "sperm collection" with you.

M. Bouffant said...

Ickified Editor:
Now, from Trump Industries: The Donald J. Trump, Sr. Sperm Collection.

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