Two Birds, One RoundStone

Hey, big picture, outta-the-box thinking here (as always, need we say?): If Justin Bieber were drunk & drag racing & he ran overmanslaughtered Huckleberry Pantload (Too obscure?) we wouldn't have to hear much more from or about either of them, ever. (Once initial media madness died down, obvs.!)

Then Bieber could re-make Jailhouse Rock. From Canada, once (if) he got out.