It's Over Damnit!

O.K., the new yr. is five+ days old, & there has been an entire wknd. since New Yr.'s Day. No further excuses, unless you want Anti-Santa (now on his way from the South Pole) dropping down your chimneys to ignite trees that are still up.

If you're still murdering the planet w/ your stupid & vulgar Xmas lights the un-reined deer will be doing dough-nuts on your suburban lawns while Anti-Santa shorts any Xmas lights still on display. And all this electric activity will, we hope, result in tragedy. At a minimum.

Anti-Santa is very ecumenical.

Homelessness & higher insurance premiums aren't too great a punishment for leaving that crap up.