Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Fax Blast Special!!!

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General proposes to unite tea parties
(Tea Party) – Tea Partiers are calling it the Obama’s worst nightmare and this is one nightmare that is about come true.
Retired Maj. Gen. Paul E. Vallely just unveiled a plan to unite the tea party into one consolidated army, vast in size, in order to turn America back to its Constitutional foundation.  Vallely is chairman of Stand Up America.
Speaking at the South Carolina Tea Party Convention, Vallely said:
“We’re in a battle for America. We must save America and today we’re going to do it.”  “America is at a crossroads, and it’s up to us to take the right road and get this country back again. We’ve got to do it. We’ve got to stand up.”
Vallely has been calling for the removal of those who usurp the Constitution from office. In recent weeks he has also called for a parliamentary-style vote of “no-confidence” in the Obama administration.
Although a vote of “no-confidence” is not legally binding, it sends a clear warning shot to Obama and his administration by stating that Congress believes Obama as [sic] violated his oath of office.
As copied. No idea if it's deliberate, though reading said text might lead one to question the brainpower involved in TeaParty.org. How could we possibly make this legible? Ummm ... remove the background color?
General proposes to unite tea parties

(Tea Party) – Tea Partiers are calling it the Obama’s worst nightmare and this is one nightmare that is about come true.

Retired Maj. Gen. Paul E. Vallely just unveiled a plan to unite the tea party into one consolidated army, vast in size, in order to turn America back to its Constitutional foundation.  Vallely is chairman of Stand Up America.

Speaking at the South Carolina Tea Party Convention, Vallely said:

FAX BLAST SPECIAL: Impeach Obama NOW!

“We’re in a battle for America. We must save America and today we’re going to do it.”  “America is at a crossroads, and it’s up to us to take the right road and get this country back again. We’ve got to do it. We’ve got to stand up.”

Vallely has been calling for the removal of those who usurp the Constitution from office. In recent weeks he has also called for a parliamentary-style vote of “no-confidence” in the Obama administration.

Although a vote of “no-confidence” is not legally binding, it sends a clear warning shot to Obama and his administration by stating that Congress believes Obama as violated his oath of office.
"one consolidated army, vast in size" on their mobility scooters waving misspelled signs on cardboard? Oh I am sooooo holding my breath for that. And this:
Under the plan the there would be at least 8 people who possess “common sense wisdom” sitting on the council. These people would come from all walks of life—seniors, military officers, corporate executives and others.
No fascism-lite here; these are serious, old & white men. We steal directly from T.P.:
Vallely suggested that a new George Washington be discovered amid the ranks of retired military personnel to take a stand against the “tyranny of a corrupt government.” Only they, in Vallely’s view, have the right education, background, and experience to combat current politicians who only have “legislation experience, not leadership experience.” He also suggested that action against the current government was necessary as not even the upcoming midterm congressional elections will be able to solve the problems posed as a result of President Obama’s presence in the White House.
There are reasons those personnel are retired. Dementia is but one of them.

And back to TeaParty.org for a classic of semi-functional illiteracy:
Vallely saw the need for more solidified leadership and sought out feedback from the many tea party groups nationwide. His goal is to unite all of the tea parties by integrating them into what would be a highly coordinated and focused plan of attack. Their goal is to take back America from the far left ideology so strongly touted by Obama.
Really, how fucking ignernt do tea partiers have to be? Who in hell has been "strongly touting far left ideology" around here? And if anyone were, when did touting something become worthy of armed revolution? Moron.

Musical break from all this text:Woould've played the Screamin' Sirens or Ringling Sisters version(s) but they were never recorded or if so, haven't been YouTubed. Vimeo?

3 comments:

Yastreblyansky said...

Obviously the leftist NSA sucked up that fax through their special tubes and censored it before they let you receive it.

Glennis said...

Wow, so this guy thinks that his little group of knuckleheads should handpick a dictator and overturn the Democratic process and the methods for tranfer of power laid out in our Constitution, to create a new form of govenrment (sounds kinda like a 'death panel' if you ask me) and that's going to "bring America back?"

The problem with the internet is that idiots like this who used to just be gasbags the next barstool over actually get brought o our attention.

M. Bouffant said...

Telex Editor:
Slightly redacted, like a Freedom Of Information Act release.

Why I've never been big on hanging out in bars. Booths are O.K., but there's always that guy at the bar.