Deputy Dimbulb
still unclear on the concept:
“Everybody is still trying to understand what happened,” Sgt. Matt Stringer of the St. Clair County Sheriffs Department said today.
Clear to us. (Oxygen, fuel, heat.) Maybe the deputy should have asked the reporter.
Someone poured a large amount of gasoline on the wood and her brother, Christopher Blewett, 27, invited her to light it.
The resulting explosion killed them both and injured four others, three of whom were hospitalized.
Exceptional American excessivism. Pour it on, losers! More!
6 comments:
This year's entry for the Darwin Awards, I suspect, since it fits all the criteria: stupid action resulting in removal of morons from gene pool, and resulting increase in collective IQ of America from "dumb" to just "duh".
I actually live close to where this happened and my brother was actually friends with Chris. Yes, the deputies statement wasn't this best....I am sure he was in shock, like everyone else. That being said...Bad tux: you should be ashamed of yourself! Who are you to poke fun at such a horrible event? You have never made a stupid mistake?! Have you ever lost anyone close to you? How about this for a stupid action......your parents not aborting you. Asshole!
.your parents not aborting you
That's what I love about the pearl-clutching civility Nonny Mouses; Class!
Besides, anybody with even a modicum of science education knows that birds don't have assholes. They have cloaca. Duh!
Sorry For Your Loss, But ... Editor:
Gotta love someone Googling this & then getting irate.
C'mon, if they'd just burned their eyebrows off everybody'd be laughing. It's just a question of where the line is. And we say it's waaaay over there.
In retrospect, maybe Sg't. Stringer was being kind to friends & relatives, rather than raking them over the coals w/ how mistaken the victims were. Which is why cloacas like us are needed.
When your name is Blewett you have to be especially careful not to die stupidly. By blowing up.
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