“We’re not your crusty old white guy party anymore,” boasted Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Ill.), who at 31 is at the tail end of the Reagan generation.
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| Nope. Just dumb-ass middle-aged honkies. |
Christ, what a bunch of assholes.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Watch Out, Pretty Boy
Something caught our eye when we finally read all the POLITICO thing mumbled about an item below:
Now, students, comparing Rep. Schock to his crusty buddies Jim Hoft, the late Breitbart & the InstaPundit, why might we imagine young Aaron to have a Napoleonic complex? And how might he deal therew/?
That's one way to compensate. (Dr. Freud, may I speak w/ you a moment?) Fit, sexy Paul Ryan better watch it. There's always someone younger & even buffer on the prowl for a sugar-daddyvice-presidential slot/position as heir to the manliness that is the Republican party.
Christ, what a bunch of assholes.
Christ, what a bunch of assholes.
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Schock, the monkey.
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Not even with Ann Althouse's vagina.
Schock, the monkey.
More like schlock the monkey.
Pssshhh.
They could P-Shop a sixpack of abs on me too.
Kay, they'd be hella BIG abs, but you know what I'm sane...
Fitness Editor:
They'd have to paste the editorial head atop an entirely different body.
Not even with Ann Althouse's ...
You are doing the old turn around & establishing space for women there. (Right?)
What an abshole.
Of course, those of us who live near San Francisco know there is only one kind of man who is so dedicated to his physical beauty that he will do the extreme lettuce-eating and hours upon hours of abdominal crunches needed to washboard abs of that nature. The word to describe such a man is not "straight". Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the Party of Straight White Men might want to sorta inch away from the Schock. Just sayin'.
- Badtux the Rainbow Penguin
Even gay guys would think abs like that are, um, weird.
Oh I dunno. You see things in San Francisco. Especially around Pride Week ;).
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