Sunday, August 5, 2012

Health Ranger Speaks Against Chick-fil-A

Remember the guy who made a big stir in the loon-o-sphere w/ allegations that the most recent Aurora massacre was a false flag operation by, you know, the FBI or someone?

Whatever will the loons have to say about this, then?

Chick-fil-A sandwiches contain MSG, HFCS and anti-foaming chemicals; eating them is a sin in the eyes of God

or (emphasis by the author):

Poisoning your body with MSG is a violation of Christian values

Listen up, Christians. I hate to break this news to ya, but eating chemically-laced fast food is a VIOLATION of GOD's will The Bible teaches that your body is your temple. If you poison your body with chemicals, you act in violation of God's will and the teachings of the Bible. Yeah, it's true.

Genesis 1:29
And God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food."
God did NOT say, "Eat a processed, fast food chicken sandwich made with MSG and anti-foaming chemicals!"

Corinthians 3:16
"Do you not know that you are God's temple and that God's Spirit dwells in you? If anyone destroys God's temple, God will destroy him. For God's temple is holy, and you are that temple."
By consuming MSG sandwiches at fast food restaurants, you actually join the ranks of those you accuse of living in sin! So if you line up at a fast food restaurant serving MSG, and you point the finger at gay people and say, "THEY are living in sin!" then you're technically a hypocrite.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE1!1
I dare say, fix your own diet first before you condemn other people of living in sin. And I say this as a person who agrees with most Christian values, by the way. I believe in God, I believe in moral philosophy and I personally choose traditional family values. But I also believe in living with authenticity, honoring your physical and spiritual self, and acting with complete congruence in what you speak.

Unlike most Americans, I treat my body like a temple, which is why I would never line up at Chick-fil-A and poison my flesh with MSG. Anyone who does that is acting in violation of core Christian values, which is what makes this anti-boycott so incredibly ridiculous. In fact, anyone who actually claims to follow the teachings of Christ and then goes out and poisons their body with excesses of gluttony, alcohol, tobacco, psychiatric medications and chemical consumption is living a sinful lie and will probably go straight to Hell. The whole point of the drug industry, the processed food industry and the chemical products industry is to trick you into poisoning yourself and violating your own sacred temple, seducing you into the Satanic agenda of self destruction.

If you think eating Chick-fil-A is a pathway to Heaven, you have been insidiously misled. You want real nutrition that's congruent with the teachings of Christianity? Buy supplements from Garden of Life or Living Fuel. Both of those companies are led by nutritional champions who espouse Christian values and don't consume junk food. If you call yourself a Christian and you don't practice good nutrition, all the prayer in the world won't save you from cancer, diabetes, heart disease and Alzheimer's. God helps those who help themselves, and before you lash out at anyone else over their actions or their beliefs, you need to get the junk ingredients, GMOs, chemicals and medications out of your own body (and brain) first.
Or you could pull your head our of your ass, wipe the shit off your eyes & take a look around, Nature Boy.

Spotted by sfist.

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