We've always known that no matter what hippies whine, unprocessed food is no good & will kill.
Proof positive. We will not be eating anything not enclosed in a can or frozen pkg. for the foreseeable future.
Indeed, we removed the "lettuce" from the Ralphs Monster Sandwich of which we just had a half.
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I admit to being curious as to why you made a sandwich out of Ralph's Monster?
No, no, no! Think Ralphs (NO APOSTROPHE!) on Sunset, where no prices are lower prices than Ralphs' prices.
(OK, not actually purchased at the Ralphs on Sunset, but at a Ralphs.)
Ralphs seems like a bad name for a place to get food.
Substance could animate the bejabbers out of a Ralph Monster.
Reminded Editor Pulls From Memory:
"Found a used rubber in my bed last night/I looked for ralph, it was a fright."
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