Saturday, June 11, 2011

Self-Portraits W/ Butt

Good morning, world!
Smokin'!
You cannot be much more awful than we are. You certainly couldn't be any prouder of or more amused by being awful. Nor could you be more in love w/ yourself than we are.

8 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Cigarettes: never had a hold on me.

I smoked a little in college, but it was just to try and learn to blow smoke rings. Gave it up as a smelly and expensive habit, and there were better things one could smoke.
~

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

I feel cheated.

W/v is --no kidding-- reart

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Also, I think a picture of my butt as a self-portrait is in my future, as I frequently act like an ass.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

*cough* *cough* *glare* I thought you were just kidding.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I feel cheated.

Maybe he'll tweet you a "spicy" picture.

Mmmm... spiced ham... uhhhh...

M. Bouffant said...

"Funny You Should Mention It ..." Editor Admits:

As we this we were thinking that we could do a Weiner-esque shot of our large, pasty, pimpled &c. boo-tay w/ the suggestion that it could be kissed (Not inspired by "butt," just by contempt.) but it seemed a bit much, & a hell of a lot more work.

And now there's public demand. We'll keep 'em wanting more, 'though.

There is no "kidding" in the Bouffant fantasy world. It's all grimly real.

Hooked like a fish before we started w/ the better stuff. Anti-social long before college.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

" of our large, pasty, pimpled &c. boo-Tay"


Stop! Don't over-sell it!

M. Bouffant said...

Ass Ed. Adds:

IT IS NOT FOR SALE!