A wave of euphoria washes over me as I decompress aboard the No. 9. And this is definitely a party bus. A spectacularly inebriated mechanic claims his true calling was to be a chef; he once cooked a meal for Burl Ives. He regales the two other passengers on board. One is Robert Tinker, who rides buses just for the hell of it and calls out all the stops in his best radio announcer voice. On his journeys he met our last rider, Jennifer Perry, who touches up the DVD covers of a Paso Robles–based porn studio. "I know there is lots of porn on the internet, but we only have local girls that there is a very good chance you know," the outfit's website reads. Perry's job is essentially to "make the girls all pretty." Only occasionally does this involve Photoshopping in the local girls' missing teeth.
Pictures: It did happen! This one is more than worth reproducing.
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| Ventura's Pacific View Mall comes equipped with the oddest transit shelters, well, ever. |
1 comment:
"Only occasionally does this involve Photoshopping in the local girls' missing teeth."
HOT T
Wait. Where's that missing "T?"
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