Friday, April 22, 2011

Note To Breeder Scum

You're fucking yourself up as well as the planet. Stop it!
In the latest knock against parenthood, researchers from the University of Minnesota looked at 838 women and 682 men and concluded that having children — particularly for moms — is linked to an array of negative outcomes. Mothers had a higher body-mass index and didn't eat as healthily as childless women, chugging more sugary drinks and eating more total calories and saturated fat.
Note to fucking TIME magazine: When typing for a national magazine, the word to use is "mother." "Mom" is what three-yr. olds call their mothers in conversation. Grow up, already.

3 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Did you say Time?

Anyway, all press is good press, so forgotten dentist-office magazine TIME has a blurb about Bachmann written by noted TIME journalist Rush Limbaugh.
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Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Ouch.

Well, at least we're not even creating enough kids to replace ourselves.

Also, my diet is pretty damn good and I am known to use treadmills...fairly religiously.

I'll be a milf or die trying.

M. Bouffant said...

Grandfathered Editor Cops Out:

Nothing personal, you realize. Just a warning. We will call people out by name if need be!

(Let us know when you're a GWLF; young'uns are too much for us.)