Thursday, April 28, 2011

God Hates Crackers

Tornadoes Ravage South; Death Toll at 173
The death toll in five Southern states rose sharply Thursday morning to 173 after devastating storms ripped through five Southern states, spawning a deadly tornado in downtown Tuscaloosa, Ala., and leaving a trail of flattened homes and buildings in a region already battered by storms.

Across Alabama, at least 128 people were killed by storms on Wednesday alone, according to Reuters. The Associated Press reported an additional 32 deaths in Mississippi, 11 in Georgia and 1 each in Tennessee and Virginia.
Vote the right way next time, hick losers.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

This is a clear example of dogless northern liberalism polluting the Christian values down south, and people need to pray harder.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

At least these bootstrap conservatives won't go asking Big Government for handouts after this.

M. Bouffant said...

Our Editor Is a Vengeful Editor:

Our earlier, not as many corpses report on the Holy Terror does not agree w/ M. LeBâtard.

Pray, wish or hope in one hand & crap in the other. Then see what piles up first!