No Joy In Mudville(Why Would It Be Different There?)

Locals go north, suck against cross-state rivals ... Why do the Yankees hate America? The Evil Empire of Eastern Elitism just swept those nice boys from the Mid-West, whichever faceless industrial wasteland surrounded by rednecks they were from ... They did it last yr. too ... Be fair, let the Heartland win! ... It's rumo(u)red that iceball, played in the frozen hells of Canada, Chicago & Beantown has begun its season ... Like, what. EVER ... In a random & meaningless universe, what could be more random & meaningless than the sporting life? You could look it up ... Hell, it's a lot easier to look it up now ... So what are you complaining about?