Thursday, October 21, 2010

M.C. Pee-Pants Gets Ass Fired

Juan Williams, who is, for crying out loud, 56, & allegedly a man, or at least male, announced to Bill "Falafel" O'Reilly on FOX:
"I mean, look, Bill, I'm not a bigot. You know the kind of books I've written about the civil rights movement in this country. But when I get on the plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous."
Take just a moment to imagine the fucking nerve of those people. Identifying first & foremost as (rag-headed) Muslims? How dare they? (Personal aside: We get nervous & check our wallet whenever we see some son-of-a-bitch identifying himself first & foremost w/ the rape & murder perpetuated by capitalists all over the world by wearing a suit that cost him more than a month's rent does us.) Does Williams run for the nearest bomb shelter, frantically punching 9-1-1 on his mobile every time he sees a Sikh on the street?

Oh, never fucking mind, someone already noted just how stupid J.W.'s statement was:
Juan Williams misunderstands one crucial fact: Muslim terrorists who are attempting to commit acts of terror seldom if ever dress in "Muslim garb"; they dress, for obvious tactical reasons, in a manner meant to help them blend in with surroundings. So Williams is wrong, I think, to be particularly suspicious of traditionally-dressed Muslims.
Typist Jeffrey Goldberg, under the headline "Juan Williams Fired by NPR For No Particular Reason," goes on to advise us that
With some regularity, Muslim men associated with radical Islamist organizations have been trying to kill American civilians, here and abroad.
We might mention that Christian men & women (& their drones) associated w/ militant evangelical organizations like the United Snakes Air Force, have been trying to kill citizens of Muslim nations on a regular basis as well.

And we'd guess that Williams was fired for being, essentially, a foolish, brain-dead coward.

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