An Urbane Sophisticate Types

The big divides of the past century have been those between the city on one side of the Santa Monica Mountains ... and the San Fernando Valley suburbs on the far side.

And ... in the other direction ... the unwillingness of people north of the 10 freeway to venture south.

We certainly fall into both of those camps. Though we aren't frightened of the swarthy hordes south of the Mason-Dixon lineI-10, it's the honkies in Orange & San Diego Counties farther south that give us the willies. And the Valley: Are you kidding? Have you ever been there?

Otherwise, pointless blah blah (also yada yada) about "car" culture vs. "urban" culture, "how we see ourselves," & inane meaningless droning. Don't be a mugwump, come out on the side of what's objectively correct: No more automobiles. Anywhere. Ever.

Think the FBI will interpret that as advocating eco-terrorism? Let's up the ante: BURN A CAR DEALERSHIP!! FUCKING NOW!! (We would ourself, but all the lots w/in walking distance have gone out of business.)