"I Am Not An Elf. I Am You."

Saddest Xmas costumes in all of recorded history, ever.

Candidate's slack-jawed then-husband, unidentified woman,
& Congressional candidate Krystal Ball (VA-01) in Santa hat.

Wonkette notes that's she's officially breeder scum now.

She’s 27 and had a baby at some point and this changed everything. “I said to myself, enough. I vowed, ‘I will protect Ella and all the babies like her in the First District of Virginia and throughout the country.’”

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