There used to be a time when it looked like the Communists were taking over show business. Now it's fairies. They operate a lot alike, actually; both have a tendency to colonize. Just as there used to be no such thing as one Communist in a play or movie, now there is no such thing as one fairy. Where you find one, you usually find a baker's dozen swishing around. I had a little game I used to play when I was an actor in Hollywood, back in the days when Communists or Communist sympathizers were nearly as plentiful in the film capital as yes-men. If I spotted someone in a picture who was a Communist or leftist, I could usually pick out several others. They always came in sets. Now I play it a different way. When I hear that some fairy is producing or directing or acting in a play, I can often name some of the rest of the cast, even if I've never heard it.Pardon us, we have to read the rest of it.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Nation Of Sheep
Tell Me Whatcha Gonna Do
When The Commies & The Homos
Come Looking For You?
by
M. Bouffant
at
16:00
Not to blowtoot our own ancient & now-quite rusty horn or anything (Pertinent lyrics @ 1:45, save yourself the suffering.)but this, from the typewriter of Jack Paar, is a hoot & a half:
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5 comments:
Holy Crap!
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Editor Proclaims:
A must-read!!
Granted, this was the early sixties; an era when social morales allowed sexism, racism and homophobia to exist more or less unabated.
Oh thank GOD that's over, amirite?
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I always thought the fairies operated by luring you into an underworld beneath a mound, where you'd spend many years of real time in a twilight existence, but then I am a reader of legendry.
Faërie Editor Observes:
I was watching some sci-fi drivel last night (Alright, early this a.m.) wherein robots tried to get humans into a time-dilator.
Plus ça change ...
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