P.S.: Read the whole story at the link, for fuller comprehension.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Life: If It's Not Boring Us Limp, It's Just Fucking Aggravating
DOES IT NEVER END? Crud, look at this, no damn carbs in the bunker,
not a croissant, bagel, crumpet, tortilla or Wonder bread to be had, which means we'll have to make a farther-than-the-liquor-store expedition tomorrow, so maybe we should go to sleep at a reasonable hour, & then some other night owl throws this up & we feel obligated to steal it now,'cause Albert Brooks was easily the funniest white guy in these United Snakes during the '70s, but that cuts into earlier to bed. (On the other hand, if we waited we'd have to do it tomorrow, which would cut into travel time or something.) How do we keep going?
P.S.: Read the whole story at the link, for fuller comprehension.
P.S.: Read the whole story at the link, for fuller comprehension.
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Not a grain of rice in the house?
I gotta pick up bread and Swiss cheese- I cooked a fat pernil and I'm fixin' to make an overly large Cuban sammich.
a farther-than-the-liquor-store expedition
My local liquor store is just slightly farther away than the grocery store. Guess which one I always visit first.
Also: beer is rich in carbohydrates and other essential nutrients. Mostly alcohol.
I can't believe this! I stumbled across this blog while doing a search for something else, and am just shocked by all the terrible language you use! Is this how you talk in real life? Do you realize how crude and offensive this is, and how you are coming across? It just makes me so mad when I see things like this. I can't believe people casually use such bad language.
Do you realize how crude and offensive this is, and how you are coming across?
And this is why we read.
Golly Gee Willikers Editor Is Shocked!
English is NOT a terrible language!! It may be the very best tongue on the planet.
And yes, it's more or less how we speak in "real" life. Typing a web log is conversational, y'know. Here in the United Snakes, we like to call it free speech. You'll note that we've allowed you to abuse us twice now. Frankly, we can't believe any one thinks that some words are "bad."
Don't get all excited, boozehounds. The liquor store expedition is in search of the L.A. Times & terbaccy, not skullpop. We may get a subscription to the fish-wrapper & a carton of Camels, & see how many days we can stay inside (W/ exception for the trip to the front door to the paper.) once outside temps. increase.
Alas, it's SIX FUCKING (Oooh, sorry!) BLOCKS to decent bagels. Two supermarkets at one intersection, but only one (VONS) has decent baked goods.
We have cheese, but w/o bread on which to melt it, it grows mold in the fridge.
Pasta, yes. Rice, too much work.
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