Saturday, May 15, 2010

More Posts About Boredom & Glenn Beck

Yay Clash & all, but the song doesn't fulfill its title's promise. Had they been as terminally dulled out as we are by the U.S. of A., they'd have rolled over & gone back to sleep ...

A tiny portion of excerpts from the just-published Beck book, parts of which first appeared in, as the saying goes, a different form, in Slate may amuse or irk enough to provide mild relief in some cases.
Among the practices that distinguish Mormonism from other forms of Christianity is a highly stylized social ritual known as bearing testimony. On the first Sunday of each month, Mormons gather at their local ward house to speak about “what they know to be true.” The format is something like a cross between an open-mic poetry slam and an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. One by one, congregants give semi-structured speeches—testimonies—that deal with a central theme; each one usually lasts no longer than a few minutes. These testimonies, structured like radio monologues, describe the feeling of being overwhelmed by the love of Jesus, of struggling against temptation, and of maintaining full dedication to the restoration of the gospel. As the speakers relive these feelings, it is common for them to emote within circumscribed boundaries.
The First Amendment at work.

3 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I wonder if the testimonies also include descriptions of the feel of magic underwear on one's big butt, the ickiness of gheys, and the coolness that one's own personal planet will have when one attains godhood.

"Well, when I attain apotheosis, I'm totally gonna have a planet based on the collected works of Frank Frazetta!"

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

We would only suggest that you read Gardner’s article to ponder a basic fact: Many in the Tea Party movement are furious with Bennett because of these stands. And no, they aren’t going after Bennett because they hate him for his race. As is abundantly clear, Robert Bennett is the whitest pol in the whole land.

Bob Somerby's teahad.

Sure Bob, that's why the teabaggers voted for a black guy in the Utah Republican primary.
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M. Bouffant said...

Joe Smith Editor Muses:

We figured one's own planet would be like one's "own" Mickey D's, a franchise deal. If one could use one's imagination in planet-making, that might be another story.

B.S. is another story too, but we certainly understand how tough it is to be so morally & ideologically pure, especially in post-racial America.