Far below,
we mocked (Yes, yes, we did!) Erick The Lobster-Faced & his minions (The REDSTATE Strike Force). Now they've come through, to meet the mock & make it theirs! Tip o' the Bouffant
chapeau to
Balloon Juice, because there is no way in hell we would have sat on REDSTATE all day waiting for something like this to appear:
Another great idea, Air-wreck: Suggest (subtly, of course, & we know that's not easy w/ your folks) that Sen. Snowe's Washington address could be found easily enough on the Intertubes (You may have to explain the process to them, if you have it figured out.) & paper bags of dog waste could be placed on her doorstep, the doorbell rung & the bag lit on fire. Then run away. Remember that part, Strike Forcers! Or, Hallowe'en pranks at the Snowes! TP the libs! (Say, Son of Erick, how's that "take-over/back of local gov't. going? Too busy shipping salt to Senator Snowe to get busy w/ anything beyond your own reƫlection campaign?)
As is, we can assume that if any of Erick's Oafs do take up his suggestion, the Maine Dep't. of Highways may have a little more salt for the roads this yr. Socialism!! It'd be fine w/ us if any salt donated went directly to the Sen.'s staffers, for that matter. (Not that we, as a Southern Left Coastal Elitist, have the slightest about this rock salt stuff. You Arctic Circle/Down East/Upper Mid-West/Canadian denizens leave it out as a gift to the Snow God[s] in hopes they won't let your igloos melt before spring, right?)
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'snow salt like a rock salt is all I know.
Fuck that's a pointless thing to do but if Eldritch is lured away from the keyboard for any length of time it will have been worth it.
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