BIg Boring Project (UPDATED For Extra Dullness)

From the trivial to the mundane, if you can tell: The next time you (& we) see this refrigerator, the doors will open the other way. Or you'll see a representation of us trying to eat all the melting goods in the freezer at one sitting.

Yes, the Just Another Blog™ Bunker's kitchen has a telebision set. Doesn't everyone's?

UPDATE: Uh, no positive results. One of the effing screwheads is stripped or something. May require some sort of powerful gripping device, or low-yield blasting. Ah well, tomorrow is another day, & it belongs to us!