Breasts, Politics & Moralizing

If we really hated ourself, life, the human form & everything else around us so damn much, we would just kill ourself. The reactionaries mean their self-loathing & fear, but fear number one is death (as you might imagine). Disgust w/ their bodies (not merely the aesthetic disgust that photographs of the body of, say, Townhall honcho Hugh Hewitt) comes in a little lower on the list, so the sensible, logical course of "I hate myself & the body that gawd told me was nasty right after he gave it to me, so I will die by my own hand" will not be taken by the scaredy-cats. It must be difficult walking around knowing that half of the population has lady nipples under just a few layers of clothing, often mere inches from you. Get used to it, freaks. Suffer.

MSNBC's Dr. Nancy -- who's show gets terrible ratings -- 

Another who has escaped the liberal indoctrination that befalls all students in America. Like Jethro Bodine, as soon as they've mastered cipherin', "gozintas," & their ABCs, they leave school to make it on their own, in Greg's case as a Townhall Crew blogger. We doubt he makes the $35.00/column Burt Prelutsky was making, before he was cut to $20.00/column & then let go.

And best of luck to anyone trying to pry open those braincases & pour in facts or sense. as Hengler defines the bitter clinger.

Finally, Dr. Nancy says -- in so many words -- that we Americans are not open-minded and free like those Europeans: "We are so prudish." Typical response from the anointed-civilized mind of a liberal wanting to crush the primitive prudishness of our sensitive American culture. The push continues at MSNBC...

Best to keep those dirty pillows covered up, even at the cost of a few lives & some suffering. "Pro-life" all the way.

On a technical note, the idea that this sort of thing results in instant ratings is absurd. It has to be pimped to a virtual boil for the unwashed masses to catch on & click to MSNBC. But "You'll turn America into a whorehouse w/ your European decadence, feminist breast bitches!" was the real message from Mr. Hengler. The chance to crow about how lousy Dr. Nancy's ratings are (We're glad they suck, because we're sick to our stomach of doctors infantilizing themselves by calling themselves Dr. & then using their first names. Scared of being called elitist, doc?) & to make stupid accusations of using titties for ratings is gravy (or icing) for this nimrod.

Aside to ZIP (I. Q.?) of Weasel Zippers: Do not type again until you have at least a nodding acquaintance w/ the English language as the literate among us practice it, you sub-human cretin. (Based only on reading the headline.)

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