Friday, October 30, 2009

DO NOT MOCK US. QUIVER IN FEAR!

Just last wk. we threw our considerable (at least 100kg) weight behind Jerry Brown in the Cal-Dem-Guber-Race.

Results already!

We don't remember all of Mayor Newsom's personal baggage. Had an affair w/ a PR flunky or something. Did he dump wife for the flunky, go back to the Mrs., or what? Either way, that certainly covers "unspecified family obligations." (Like he may have an obligation to himself not to be clobbered about the head w/ a frying pan.)

2 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Perhaps his personal life was as awful as Mr. Schwarzeneggar's.

M. Bouffant said...

From Gropen-Editor:

We haven't heard if Newsom's father was a German soldier too.

(But whose parents weren't? Comes w/ the job.)