Friday, October 23, 2009

For The Warrior* In Your House (Broads Need Not Apply)

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* Vicious, savage, hateful, baby-murdering causer of collateral damage.

5 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

I'd like a gallon of the Coast Guard mix please before January would be good. We are going to the ocean and I assume this stuff has shark repellent mixed in it.

M. Bouffant said...

Toiletries Editor Believes:
There's probably shark blood in that stuff.

Thought of you yesterday as we did a crossword. Clue: Fuzzy fruit. Answer: KIWI. Now that's humour w/ a "u."

Added kultur note: Yanks say "going to the beach," not ocean. Hmm.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It's true about the ocean/beach.

Funny thing, I go to the beach and stay in the ocean.

Luckily for me, there tends to be an anti-plethora of salt water crocodiles around.

And deadly jellyfish are non-ubiquitous.
~

M. Bouffant said...

From The Geography Ed.:

Thundarr, do not confuse those over-grown lakes near you w/ a manly, Pacific-type ocean.

Another Kiwi said...

Aw shucks, thinking of me. The furry fruit, Nowjustaminnit!!!
I said ocean because I was thinking "What do 'mericans call the sand beside the sea?" Curse my inattention during Baywatch. Yep we go to the beach too but frolic in the sea. The mighty Pacific in fact. Look up Mount Maunganui on google earth and you will see the place exactly. Though we are not in the rich folks part