Monday, October 26, 2009

Die Painfully, Mobile Users!

Ah ha ha-ha ha-ha.
Monday, October 26, 2009A groundbreaking, $30 million study into cell phones has found a link between long term use and brain tumors.
The conclusion goes against years of assurances by cell phone companies and scientists that cell phone use is safe.
Of course cell phone cos. & their bought & paid for scientists assured us that there was "no danger." Are there no criminal charges that can be brought against such scum?

We'll be waiting for the first epitaph that reads: "She talked herself to death," & we'll be laughing like hell when it happens. Make our life miserable w/ your loud mouths? Now you'll be more miserable than you've ever made us w/ your inane babble. Justice at last!

2 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

I think the ones that fit in your ear have been expressly designed as disease-delivery mechanisms.

Hate the comment form! Doesn't like NoScript.

M. Bouffant said...

Or wax-delivery.

It doesn't want to ad lib? Crap, nobody's happy any more. I congratulate myself for spreading misery.