Thursday, October 15, 2009

Puritans: Leave Meghan McCain Alone!!

For heaven's sake, what is the matter w/ you people? There are few things more quintessentially American than someone trying to eke out a living & some attention using her father's name, her mother's looks, nature's bounty & a bottle of peroxide. How can anyone have a problem w/ this? But until she posts that first sex tape, let's take it easy on the "slut" accusations. (We'll be the judge of those.)
"You knew you were posting a nearly NSFW [not safe for work] photo, so don't pretend like you're surprised at people's reaction," commented melissajenna.

McCain sees it differently.

"[When] I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweatpants, I had no idea this makes me a ‘slut’, I can't even tell you how hurt I am."
We hope you mean ass-holes are happy now that you've hurt this poor woman.

Editorial Note: Counting the hits now, baby!!

5 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

A mild titter.

M. Bouffant said...

Doesn't Work Blue Editor:

You can imagine how difficult it was for us to resist such temptation. We were able to do so only because we knew someone else would bring it.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Why does Ms. McCain hate balloon boy?

Why does she insist on stealing his moment in the sun (or box in the attic)?
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Johnny Pez said...

Looks to much like her dad. shudder

M. Bouffant said...

Looking Hard Editor:

Don't see that. Maybe in forty yrs. Can't picture Sydney III as less than sixty.