Friday, October 9, 2009
He's A Rebel
A self-styled "rebel," who wraps himself in the bloody American flag (note also his statement of purpose on the header) has gone to the well of right-wing thought, where they "get it right." That would be "Russia Today," of course. Not that he links to anything printed, mind you. Might strain the viewers' tiny but pure minds.Added note of bitterness & jealousy: How does a fuckwit like Left Coast Rebel (two comments on his foray into stupidity in the five hrs. since its appearance) get all over memeorandum, while we at Just Another Blog™ toil in obscurity (Oh, the injustice.) being rational & making sense or mock of everything?
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It's just too postgraduate over here.
The Auto-Didactic Ed. Types:
You may well be right. The self-proclaimed Editor has not graduated from anything beyond eighth grade, & could be over-extending himself w/ this cogitation crap.
Left Coast Rebel is anything but a "fuck-wit." People as dogmatically ignorant as you are can only resort to personal insults. You have nothing else.
Bouffie MMM...MMM...MMM:
Can you take a little constructive criticism?
Two points:
(1) Funny how you "liberals" love to whine about incivility on the right and then resort to using objectionable and intellectually lazy terms like "fuck-wit" to attack your perceived ideological opponents; get at the them with sly but gentle sarcasm. It works better.
(2) Write about things people are actually interested in.
BTW, you might also want to thank Left Coast Rebel for driving traffic to your site. hehehehe
How does LCR get all over memeorandum?
That's easy, write something worth reading. If I wanted vitriol, I'd simply watch MSM.
They're a small circle-jerk, those Cons, and they all stick together (which ain't a pun... not intentionally, anyway...) But by linking to each other like horny frat boys, they look like they're more popular than they actually are...
To show you that all right wingers are not knuckle dragging a-holes, I am going to answer your question about how to get on Memeorandum.
First, unless your blog is averaging about 500 hits or better a day, you are not getting on Memeorandum.
So how does one achieve such levels of traffic like Left Coast Rebel can? For starters you need to follow the old saying "you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar". Had you respectfully and thoughtfully disagreed with my good friend Left Coast Rebel, he may have answered your dispute with a link to your blog thus driving up your traffic.
Repsac3 is incorrect about "linking to each other like horny frat boys". While linking each other does wonders for Technorati Authority, it does little to drive traffic unless a very big blog is linking yours.
Now what else can you do? First, clean up the language. I know many of you lefties feel it cool or empowering to drop F-bombs willy nilly, but it still does turn some people off. If you are trying to capture a wider audience then you need to be mindful of that. While I am one of those conservatives who says F*ck on my blog, I do so sparingly and always try to do it within the confines of good taste.
Second, you need to say something thoughtful. Liberal thought is everywhere within the mainstream media, so take the time to distinguish yourself. Have something different and interesting to say from the big boys. That is how you get quoted and linked.
Follow this advice and you too may find yourself "all over Memeorandum" like Left Coast Rebel does.
Clifton B
Another Black Conservative
also found all over Memeorandum
Yeah, stop your swearing MB. Sometimes I have to wear welding glasses reading this stuff. Also be more thoughtful like that nice Thomas Fiedman. Why Tom! a bunch of crap tied up with ribbons, how thoughtful!!
Basically, you need to straighten up and fly right, young man!!
Damn memory stick felled out of heed agen and I forgotted who I was
Yeah, dirty words make "some people" (advertisers) sad ... oh, & so do original ideas or posts based on common sense: being different or smart often angers &/or intimidates pinheads - & with its ability to produce an abundance of funny noises & bright colors, the Interwebs draws pinheads like shit draws flies.
So, find out what "Biggest Scandal In Teh UNIVERSE Since Ten Minutes Ago!!!1!!!1!" stupid shit everyone's saying & say it slightly differently ... voila! You're an Interwebs Superduperstar!
Or you can show off an unusual skill or talent - heck, it worked wonders for that Goatse guy.
PS - Fair Warning: hipster-cred notwithstanding, I hear the groupie-poontang action is awfully slim pickin's among the Cyber-Elite - for that, you still need to join a band. Sorries.
To get on memeorandum you have to post something interesting and unique? Where do you find that on the internet? If you go to 50 blogs that call themselves conservative you find the same thing over and over again...
Thats redundancy not unigueness...
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