Wednesday, July 10, 2013

THE URGE TO KILL & KILL AGAIN!!

Will no one rid us of The Wall Street Journal? It started this a.m. w/ the usual "helping people who aren't millionaires turns them into even greater parasites than they already are" crap from an asshole (Obvious? Well, yeah. Where else does crap originate?) hedge-fund manager who probably has to put a lip-lock on Rupert Murdoch's atrophied love-muscle (Murdoch's whore wife dumped him so he's probably at loose ends) for his crap to be published in the Journal.

Of course the load of dung is "subscribers only."

We'll leave the rational response to the soon-to-be-a-bloody-fucking-mess-if-we-have-anything-to-do-therew/ dickwad's column to Scott Keyes (Where've we heard that name, or part of it, before?) of Think Progress.
In reality, his claim that homeless shelters cause homelessness mixes up the direction of causality. People are not poor because of charity anymore than people get headaches because Tylenol exists. Indeed, the causes of homelessness are vast. As the National Coalition for the Homeless explains, the rise in foreclosures, a lack of well-paying jobs and affordable housing, as well as the decline in public assistance are all factors that contribute to homelessness in the United States. Others can include domestic violence, medical emergencies, and mental illness. Not included as a cause of homelessness is because people volunteering at shelters.
[LEARN TO TYPE ENGLISH GOOD, MORAN!! — M.B.]
Even if we consider his solution to homelessness — take the effort you spent volunteering and use it to line your own pockets instead — at face value, it completely falls apart when considering economic evidence over the past 40 years. Median household income has actually declined, even as CEO pay has shot up exponentially. Combine that with the fact that the cost of living has increased rapidly and the result is massive income inequality in the United States. Kessler may imagine a trickle-down world where unbridled economic growth is a salve that we can use to cure all our problems, but it bears no resemblance to the world we actually live in.
As a one-time homeless person ourself we are righteously obligated to smash hedge-funder Andy Kessler's speaking hole, jaw & typing fingers to pulp, & then grind them in a fucking garbage disposal. Might just pull/cut out his tongue & toss it in the Insinkerator as well. He's obviously too damn old to learn or know better; we'll cut him no more slack (Though we might just cut him.) than he seems to cut for anyone whose net worth is under millions & millions of dollars.

If our anti-depressant makes us just a bit more manic we will gladly take a fucking Greyhound to the Bay Area & deal. And if chump-ass punk Kessler thinks that is not a threat, we will point out to him & the world that we have nothing more to lose, no further reason to live, & not so many yrs. left to live w/ nothing & for nothing. So it would abso-fucking-lutely be worth crushing this clown to a pulp. And, we'd be remembered as a hero throughout history. Getting excited thinking about it. And look at what a real American we are, believing that violence solves all problems.

Our desire to be rid of Murdoch's cage-liner was only increased by another fucking clown from The W.S.J., one Stephen Moore, whose cleverness can be seen in the "an $8.00 job is better than no job," statement he makes at the end. Readjustment of his sour face cannot come too soon. Perhaps he & a few of the parasitic Walton heirs can be strung up by their heels Mussolini-style in front of a Mall★Wart Store where none of the wage-slaves get enough hrs. a wk. to get the no doubt crummy Mall★Wart medical insurance & most of them are paid so little they qualify for S.N.A.P. Then the workers could whack them w/ a stick as if they were fucking piƱatas until they bled to death. (Gawd bless America! Kill kill kill!!)
You suck, I hate you, please die. AND DO NOT GO TO CORPORATE OR CAPITALIST ORGANIZATIONS FOR news about the economy OR ANYTHING THE HELL ELSE!!
It should certainly be obvious why we are absolutely ready for someone to bomb the Journal's offices. And don't give us any of that bombing newspapers is wrong crap. If it's O.K. by Ann Coulter, it's O.K. by us.
On the June 29 edition of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes, right-wing pundit Ann Coulter called her previous suggestion that Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh should have bombed The New York Times' building "prescient," given the Times' publication of a June 23 article detailing a Treasury Department program designed to monitor international financial transactions for terrorist activity.
As quoted in an August 26, 2002, New York Observer article, Coulter had previously stated: "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building." McVeigh's April 19, 1995, bomb attack destroyed the Alfred P. Murrah federal building in Oklahoma City, killing 168 people.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Shorter Andy Kessler: I really want Hitler's "Final Solution" to the problem of homelessness, but will settle for the slow version where we simply starve and freeze them to death.

M. Bouffant said...

New Sheriff In Town Editor:
Say, Tux, you're closer to A.K. than we are ... could we deputize you to pound some sense into him?

We'll ship you a badge & a police baton ASAP.