Saturday, November 15, 2014

Uninspired VI

So dull I tried digital trickery.
Still nothing.

Admiral Graf Spee At It Again

WED 15 NOV 1939
Interior Department motorship North Star (U.S. Antarctic Service) departs Boston, Massachusetts for the south polar regions (see 12 January 1940).

German armored ship Admiral Graf Spee stops and sinks British tanker Africa Shell 160 miles northeast of Lourenco Marques, 24°45'S, 35°00'E; Japanese freighter Tihuku Maru happens upon the scene of the action but is unmolested.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Tattoo You, Madame

Sunset Bl., East Of Western Av.

These people may be too successful.

Vacancies, Hywd Bl.

U.S. Nuclear Deterrent:
Now W/ TWO Wrenches

Hagel reassures troops of U.S. commitment
to nuclear arms mission

Source: Reuters - Fri, 14 Nov 2014 23:43 GMT
Author: Reuters (Changes dateline and byline, recasts and adds new Hagel quotes)
By David Alexander
MINOT AIR FORCE BASE, N.D., Nov 14 (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel told troops responsible for U.S. nuclear bombers and missiles on Friday he was committed to revitalizing their force with millions of dollars in new funding after years of neglect.

Hagel, visiting Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota hours after announcing an overhaul of U.S. nuclear forces, promised additional money to improve their jobs and work conditions, including curbing an excess focus on perfection that helped spark a cheating scandal at a sister base this year.

"You are an indispensable element of our national security," Hagel told the airmen and missileers. "You are the main deterrent for the security of this country."

The review released by the Pentagon on Friday found a nuclear force "understaffed, under-resourced and reliant on an aging and fragile supporting infrastructure in an over-inspected and overly risk-averse environment."

At the announcement earlier in Washington, Hagel referred to a situation in which a single wrench needed to attach warheads to missiles had to be sent by Federal Express from one base to another.

"We now have a wrench for each location. We're going to have two wrenches for each location soon," Hagel said.


He said the Pentagon needed to increase its current $15 billion to $16 billion budget by about 10 percent over the next five years and improve the career paths for airmen in the nuclear field, many of whom find it difficult to advance.

Some defense analysts welcomed the results of the review, saying it would renew focus on nuclear arms after years of neglect, but others said simply spending more money on a Cold War-era atomic weapons structure that increasingly plays a limited role in U.S. security policy would not improve things.

Hagel ordered the reviews to try to identify the causes of a series of scandals that have plagued the nuclear weapons force over the past few years, including cheating on proficiency tests by missile launch officers at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana.
The cheating incident at Malmstrom, which involved dozens of personnel, was uncovered earlier this year during an investigation of a drug ring involving 10 of the officers.

That investigation came months after the head of U.S. nuclear forces was fired for drunkenness and other inappropriate behavior while on an official nuclear security visit to Moscow. There also have been concerns raised about morale problems in the force. (Reporting by David Alexander, Bill Trott and David Brunnstrom; Additional reporting by Patricia Zengerle; Editing by David Storey and Eric Beech)
"'You are an indispensable element of our national security,'" Hagel told the airmen and missileers. 'You are the main deterrent for the security of this country.'" And as such, "understaffed, under-resourced and reliant on an aging and fragile supporting infrastructure in an over-inspected and overly risk-averse environment." Because we care so much about the security of this country.

I ... I just give the fuck up. It can only be a joke, right? An illusory Buddhist-style illusion w/ which crummy karma has saddled me?

Sound Advice For Homo Sapiens Sapiens

Every last one of you humanoid simulacra, yin, yang, left, right, mugwump or apolitical idiot, just fucking "Move on, put a dick in your mouth & shut up!!" already. We'll all be happier.

Uninspired V & Va

Thursday, November 13, 2014

WOOD Sign

Our most recent appraisal of the situation.
Preciously [sic] PreviouslySelf-referentially on WEB OF EVIL.

Police Beat

Two ambulances.
New L.A.P.D. Dodge Charger.

Magicians Mined

MON 13 NOV 1939
British steamship Sirdhana, bound for Hong Kong, blunders into British minefield off Singapore; 10 U.S. citizens (a troupe of magicians) are among the survivors. There are no casualties.

U.S. freighter Black Hawk is detained by British authorities at Ramsgate, England.

Uninspired IV & IVa

Zzzzz ...
Double dose.
No palm trees, at least.

Fuck Huck

Same thick hick, same mental rot, possibly different day. (How could you tell?)

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Two-Inch Quad

Last we'll see of this stuff.
Suckers are heavy, too; add a few more lbs. for the case.

More, Same

SUN 12 NOV 1939
U.S. freighter Express, with cargo earmarked for Greece, Turkey, and Rumania, is detained by British authorities at Malta (see 23 November).

Uninspired III

'Phoning it in:
Dial tone or busy signal?

“God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy”

Doorstop Report:

Per monopolist asshole Jeff Bezos's Washington Post,
In January, Huckabee will publish “God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy,” his latest manifesto on politics and culture.
Can't fucking wait.

Power House Up-Date

Closed dump "upscales" & re-opens as non-dump. The non-rich can just fuck off, we guess.

Today In Arm-Poker

Record opium poppy cultivation
this year in Afghanistan: UN

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

South Of The Border,
Down Mexico Way

Riot police ossifer seen earlier now seen in motion, around (2:15).
Background for the illiterate, linked because the embed button at Mighty Sorry, No Body Cares won't do a thing. It's the author of this, for you literati. Previous dispatch.