Also on this date, 60 yrs. ago: The YB-52, the second XB-52 modified with more operational equipment, first flew on 15 April 1952 with "Tex" Johnston as pilot.
Even more impressive than its longevity: A Boeing B-52H Stratofortress (61-023) flying with its vertical stablizer sheared off, 10 January 1964. The aircraft was being used as a testbed to identify structural weaknesses in the airframe when the event occurred. The crew, with the assistance of Boeing engineers on the ground, was able to land the aircraft safely.Try that w/ a fucking Airbus.
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Jackie Robinson Day
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10:07
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Heat Sink Planet
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M. Bouffant
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20:31
One of our favorite phrases w/ which to condemn all humanity to the hell it so richly deserves (Old & bitter? Us?) is "You'll all be boiling in a stew of your own waste before you know it."
Now, scientific proof thereof!
Now, scientific proof thereof!
Alright, the Earth has only one mechanism for releasing heat to space, and that’s via (infrared) radiation. We understand the phenomenon perfectly well, and can predict the surface temperature of the planet as a function of how much energy the human race produces. The upshot is that at a 2.3% growth rate (conveniently chosen to represent a 10× increase every century), we would reach boiling temperature in about 400 years. [Pained expression from economist.] And this statement is independent of technology. Even if we don’t have a name for the energy source yet, as long as it obeys thermodynamics, we cook ourselves with perpetual energy increase.Stew in that for a while.
Shut The Fuck Up Or
We'll Give You Something To Whine About
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M. Bouffant
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16:34
Yes, talking to you, old fool. Clam up until we're a bit closer to her bleeding majesty no longer being styled Defender of the Faith, & the churches being bulldozed & replaced by temples dedicated to Mammon.
Stupid enough, but what does this mean?Christians are being "persecuted" and "driven underground" while the courts fail to protect their religious values, a former archbishop of Canterbury has claimed.
Lord Carey said Christians were excluded from many sectors of employment because of their beliefs, "vilified by state bodies" and left in fear of arrest for expressing their views.
A guess would be something to do w/ Britain's hate-speech laws. Must take an awful lot of framing to get these pious Englishmen to say something hateful. Another guess would be that the "framing" involves encounters in public loos, or via certain sites on the Internet.He added: "It is now Christians who are persecuted; often sought out and framed by homosexual activists.
2012 Grand Old Tea Party Platform
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M. Bouffant
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16:04
"Drop the bomb first!" Crowley snapped. "Finish those reds off before they start it. In fact, I'm not even sure they've got the bomb. They're not smart enough to...."As predicted some 50 yrs. ago. Author brought to our attention by Riddled's Smut Clyde.
"There was sputnik, you know," Ross interrupted sourly.
"Yeah, but built by those captured German scientists. We're way ahead of those Russkies in everything. Hit 'em now. Finish 'em off. The eggheads in Washington are scared of their own shadows. Another thing I'd end is getting suckered in by those French and English politicians. What does America need with those countries? They always start up these wars and get us to bail them out. And I say stop all this foreign aid and keep the money in our own country.
"And we can do a lot of cleaning up right here, too. We got to kick all the commies out of the government. Make all the commies and socialists and these egghead liberals, illegal. In fact, I'm in favor of shooting them. When you got an enemy, finish him off. And take the Jews. I'm not anti-Semitic, like, understand. Some of my best friends are Jews. But you got to realize that wherever they go they cause trouble. They stick together and take over the best businesses and all. O.K., you know what I say? I say kick them out of the country. And they all came over here poor and made their money here. So let them leave the way they came. We'll, like, confiscate all their property except like personal things."
Patricia had closed her eyes in pain long before this. She said, softly, "I imagine somewhere along in here we'll get to the Negroes."
"I'm not against them. Just so they stay in their place. But this integration stuff is bunk. You got to face facts. Negroes aren't as smart as white people, neither are Chinks or Mexicans or Puerto Ricans. So, O.K., give them their own schools, up to high school is all they need, and let them have jobs like waiters and janitors and like that. They shouldn't take a white man's job and they shouldn't be allowed to marry white people. It deteriorates the race, like."
Crowley was really becoming wound up now. Wound up and expansive. "There's a lot of things I'd change, see. Take freedom of speech and press and like that. Sure I believe in that, I'm one hundred per cent American. But you can't allow people to talk against the government. Freedom of speech is O.K., but you can't let a guy jump up in the middle of a theater and yell fire."
We suppose that for complete accuracy we could substitute "Iranians" & "towel-heads" for "reds" & "Russkies," but if you think we'd be arsed you're wrong again! And w/ today's nitwits going on about the Commies in Congress, why bother?
Friday, April 13, 2012
Missed It By ...
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M. Bouffant
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15:40
... about an hr.
"It was around 11:30 p.m., so I played some mellow improvised chordal stuff," he wrote under the YouTube video. "I'd been busy the whole week, I never had the opportunity to play music, until right now!"We saw the art-piano (conveniently located between the Starbucks & Subway [The sandwich store, not the Red Line.] in Union Station) about 2230, while returning from the ball game. Wasn't in use at the time.
How They Believe
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00:26
This was cheerfully offered by one of the simpletons who comment at Jim Hoft's Dumb As A Gatepost site. We print it here as a public service; a laff or two should be obtained, & gawd knows we all need a laff or two, don't we friends? We know we do.
THE DEMOCRAT PARTY’S MANIFESTO – Please Read # 31Ah. Magical thinking. Now we can start to get these people classified in the DSM.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by lack of Federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the school system that can’t teach a fourth grader how to read is some how the best qualified to teach those same children all about ***. [S-E-X? WTF? — Ed.]
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth’s climate, and more affected by Americans driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that business creates oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that the U.S. Military, not evil and tyrannical regimes, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about “progress” and not power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic system of governing that we have been subjected to since our founding.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried, is because the right people haven’t been in charge. (I’ve got news for you. It has never worked because the RIGHT people have been in charge.)
18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a cheat, liar and *** offender [Guess so. — Ed.] belongs in the White House and you would vote him back in there in a New York Minute (if you could).
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who protest against prayer and saluting the flag in school have far more rights than the majority who believe in God and country, and want these values instilled in our young children.
22. You have to believe in MOB RULE and not RULING THE MOB (The Republican way).
23. You must not listen to Rush Limbaugh.
24 Trade Unions and Trial Lawyers are our strength and power.
25 The Main Stream Media and Hollywood are our propagandists.
26- FEMINISTS and **** are the men of our party.
27- The Terri Schiavo case proves we and a two-timing husband have more power than GOD and 2 loving parents.
28- WE HAVE TO CUT & RUN FROM IRAQ BECAUSE IF THE U.S. HELPS THEM WIN – WE LOSE.
29- WE AND THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA MUST NEVER LET THE TRUTH ABOUT TWA FLIGHT 800 (www.cashill.com) AND THE ARKANSAS PRISON TO CANADA BLOOD SCANDAL (http://www.factor8movie.com) TO GET OUT TO RUIN THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION’S REPUTATION.
30 – Remember what our Uncle Joe Stalin said-”It’s not who votes that counts, it’s who counts the votes”
31 – Our success will be realized when we are able to place an unconstitutional and ineligible candidate into the White House, causing our enemies to change the name of Washington, DC to USURPERVILLE (Google it up).
32- LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE ARE THE PARTY FOR THE LOSERS IN LIFE AND WE (The Elitists -ie- Kerry or Soros) CAN ONLY KEEP OUR POWER BY KEEPING THEM THERE.
33- You have to swear to the : THE DEVIL’S CODE
HIS HEART DOES NOT EXIST
HE SPEAKETH WITH A FORKED TONGUE
HIS STRENGTH UPHOLDS THE WICKED
HIS SWORD SLAYS THE DEFENSELESS
HIS WRATH UNDOES THE INNOCENT
BUT NOT TO THE: THE KNIGHT’S CODE
HIS HEART KNOWS VIRTUE
HIS TONGUE SPEAKS ONLY TRUTH
HIS STRENGTH UPHOLDS THE WEAK
HIS SWORD DEFENDS THE HELPLESS
HIS WRATH UNDOES THE WICKED
THIS WAS THE OATH OF A FIGHTER PILOT. Keep forwarding and add more
PS-THE COWBOY AND FIGHTER PILOT IS AMERICA’S VERSION OF OLD EUROPE’S CHIVALRY AND KNIGHTHOOD.
PSS – BOBBY KENNEDY WAS KILLED BY SIRHAN SIRHAN A PALESTINIAN AND POPE JOHN PAUL WAS ATTEMPTED TO BE KILLED BY ALI MEHMET AGCA A TURKISH MUSLIM. THIS STARTED IN 1968. HOW SOON WE FORGET
Send this to 1000 Friends or 1000 times to One Enemy.
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Drain Circling
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M. Bouffant
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14:09
William Pfaff once appeared somewhat regularly on the L.A. Times op-ed page, & while he's still affiliated w/ Tribune Media Services, Inc. it's Jonah Goldberg who now regularly graces their pages while "Pfaff" is down the Times memory hole.
Here are the paragraphs most likely to irk the irksome.
The outro:
Here are the paragraphs most likely to irk the irksome.
Hmmm. Interesting theory. Also: H. Sapiens is just not that bright, no matter what the books claim about an "intelligent" species.Well, actually, the only people who can really say that are those who haven’t been to Europe or the major Asian states recently, where everything works beautifully, even if Europe’s debts are not paid off. The 200 mph trains that crisscross Europe not only run on time but give you money back if they are late. The hotels in Singapore, Tokyo and the Arabian Gulf surpass all rivals. Their national airlines provide unparalleled service, and even room enough to sit comfortably in economy.
Even the American government luxuriates abroad. Have you ever been an overnight guest in the visiting officers’ apartments of any major American military base abroad? (Not in a combat zone, to be sure!) I have. It’s like Air Force One. And you can bet that everything works, every luxury and comfort provided, every wish granted and whim gratified. What great fun for the little Obama girls! The rest of us usually fly economy.
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Second: mindless oversimplification plus ignorance, following from collapsing public education. The latter has a cause that it has not been politically acceptable to identify: the liberation of women. In the United States before the Second World War, teaching in public (or parochial) schools was virtually the only serious work open to university-educated women. They educated America. They now have other things to do, for which we give thanks. But the nation suffers the consequences.
The outro:
Extra points for righteous Biblical condemnation.But now Asia looms. We Americans thought we had settled Asia with The Bomb in 1945. Here it is again, but instead of being an Asia of ingenious and committed Japanese, or masses of peasants, it turns out to be modern China, which owns more of the United States than we like to think, manufactures or processes most of what we buy, purchases the raw materials of the world and builds aircraft carriers, which, since Japan’s carriers were all sunk, has been something that we believed only the United States could do.
Shaken by this new Asia, the Obama government has responded (and I would not dream of denigrating a matchless body of fighting men) by sending the Marines to Australia, where we can be sure their presence will give China’s strategists pause.
To end this article by being serious: Yes, the United States is in decline. The matter is serious for what it means to the character and future of the nation itself, rather than to its mere rank, reputation and power in the world. The United States is wasting its traditional values, selling its birthright, as did Esau, for a mess of pottage. As the readers of Genesis know, to do so is most imprudent.
Nice Venue, Eh?
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M. Bouffant
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01:48
Don't you wish your ballpark were swell like this?
Sincere appreciation to long-time associate [REDACTED. 'Cause, you know.] who, having obtained free tix from season ticket holders who couldn't make the game was kind enough to invite us to enjoy an evening at Dodger Stadium. In return, we were kind enough to buy him 20 fl. oz. of brew for a mere US$13.25. (Horrifying, but considering the face value of the ducat was an even more astounding US$115.00*, any amount he could have gotten in the parking lot would have been gravy, so hey.)Best seats we've weaseled our way into in thirty yrs.Corralled into the smokers pen, behind the Dodger bullpen.
*We'll repeat that. One hundred & fifteen dollars. U.S. Ho-leeee ...
Sincere appreciation to long-time associate [REDACTED. 'Cause, you know.] who, having obtained free tix from season ticket holders who couldn't make the game was kind enough to invite us to enjoy an evening at Dodger Stadium. In return, we were kind enough to buy him 20 fl. oz. of brew for a mere US$13.25. (Horrifying, but considering the face value of the ducat was an even more astounding US$115.00*, any amount he could have gotten in the parking lot would have been gravy, so hey.)Best seats we've weaseled our way into in thirty yrs.Corralled into the smokers pen, behind the Dodger bullpen.
*We'll repeat that. One hundred & fifteen dollars. U.S. Ho-leeee ...
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Admirable
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M. Bouffant
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19:58
So "admirably frank" that race, racialism, racism, racist, yada, yada, were not even mentioned.
Yes, Sullivan links to the same "explanation" that rational beings everywhere found just a bit less than fully "frank."
Yes, Sullivan links to the same "explanation" that rational beings everywhere found just a bit less than fully "frank."
Another Float In The Parade Of Failure
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M. Bouffant
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19:28
This will no doubt be the last we hear of this project, unless some ho at Big Ho jumps on it. (We've a more than sneaking suspicion that you could scam any of these ninnies w/ the phrase "Hollywood Conservative." How's Kelsey Grammer's Right Network doing, by the way?)
At least it won't be political or anything like that:
At least it won't be political or anything like that:
“Look when I was a kid we had ‘Schoolhouse Rock!’… and that is more what we are trying to do, get back to something like that to say, learning about the founding of our country and learning about what makes our country exceptional should not be controversial and is not in any way shape or form political,” he said.
“This is our country. Look, there is plenty of time –when they get older — to delve into what issues people feel are problematic in our history and then to find out what we did to fix those issues,” he said. “But to me these are books geared to kids six and under, and I don’t need to be teaching them social justice.”
Flag Wrapping
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M. Bouffant
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18:34
Making the leap of faith that this is the "real" George "Killah" Zimmerman, it's a fucking shame he wasn't as poor a shot as he is a website designer/template chooser.
Again science & technology fail us. Is no one working on a way to send flaming sacks of waste through the Intertubes?
Again science & technology fail us. Is no one working on a way to send flaming sacks of waste through the Intertubes?
Ad Astra!
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M. Bouffant
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17:00
A North Korean man stands near a billboard showing a rocket launch and calling for the building of a "strong and prosperous nation" in Pyongyang, Tuesday, April 10, 2012. North Korean space officials said Tuesday all assembly and preparations for this week's planned satellite launch have been completed and denied it is a cover for a missile test. (AP Photo/Ng Han Guan)
Also:
U.S. Navy's guided-missile cruiser USS Shiloh (CG 67) sails in the East China Sea, about 90 kilometers (56 miles) northeast of Miyakojima island in Okinawa Prefecture, southwestern Japan, Monday, April 9, 2012. North Korean space officials moved all three stages of a long-range rocket into position for a controversial launch slated between April 12 and 16 south over the East China Sea and the Pacific. (AP Photo/Kyodo News) JAPAN OUT, MANDATORY CREDIT, NO LICENSING IN CHINA, HONG KONG, JAPAN, SOUTH KOREA AND FRANCE
Newest New Black Panthers
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M. Bouffant
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16:21
Apparently one of "The Derb"'s links proving something if not another thing, per The Nation.See, Hitler did it too!
Baseball & Bullshit
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M. Bouffant
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14:34
We take a page from our rabid right-wing friends & screech "Free speech! First Amendment! Political Correctness! Censorship!" in reaction to Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillén being suspended for telling the truth about Fidel Castro. It's about time someone started this discussion!
Other bad ball news: Vin Scully has a cold so bad he can't broadcast today's Former Bums of Brooklyn home opener, which also marks the 50th anniv. of Dodger Stadium. Not a good omen.
Other bad ball news: Vin Scully has a cold so bad he can't broadcast today's Former Bums of Brooklyn home opener, which also marks the 50th anniv. of Dodger Stadium. Not a good omen.
Monday, April 9, 2012
Easter Gopher Hunt
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M. Bouffant
at
22:06
Easter Excess
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M. Bouffant
at
21:30
Ollie North's Easter Story
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M. Bouffant
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12:09
Jesus Fucking Christ already:
According to Matthew’s Gospel, Judas Iscariot sold out Jesus of Nazareth for 30 pieces of silver. What is Barack Obama’s fee for selling out Christians and Israelis?
Oliver North is the host of “War Stories” on Fox News Channel, the founder and honorary chairman of Freedom Alliance, and the author of “American Heroes in Special Operations.”
Could It Be Made Mandatory?*
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M. Bouffant
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11:59
Scotland's Head-Bead-Rattler-in-Charge would like cross-humpers to be proud & say it loud:
*For the sake of the children.
O'Brien will call on Christians to make the cross "more prominent in their lives". Due to speak at Edinburgh's St Mary's Cathedral on Sunday, he will tell them to "wear proudly a symbol of the cross of Christ on their garments each and every day of their lives".
*For the sake of the children.
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Coinchronicity
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M. Bouffant
at
12:27
The bldg. in question, five days ago (not sure if the graffiti is intentional.):
He Is Riz ...
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M. Bouffant
at
07:30
... then he turned over & went back to sleep. Fucking Sunday a.m., dood.
Saturday, April 7, 2012
U.S. You Suck!
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M. Bouffant
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22:59
Just time for a link, & a quick quote.
Somehow, it still comes as a surprise to Americans that the post-Cold War unipolar world, never entirely accepted by the rest of the planet, is over.ADDED DOMESTIC DECLINE: Republican version of democracy.
Bad-Ass Macho Stud* Of The Day
Before Yesterday
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M. Bouffant
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21:37
Bonus Quote of the Day
"Unlike these other pussies that are saying, 'Oh, we don't want to have a brokered convention' -- they're a bunch of pussies, OK? Those are the ones that are the establishment boys that think they're still viable with the people. They're not viable with the people anymore. Those are the control boys. All they're about is keeping the status quo and the status quo is not real anymore for the Republican rank and file nationally."-- Carl Palladino (R), quoted by Capital New York, making the case for Newt Gingrich in New York's April 24th primary.
*You know: Pindick. Whitesnake.
Gidget Christ
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M. Bouffant
at
09:33
Our friend & sexual associate informed us that while she lived under her mother's thumb there was no levity, amusement or even radio listening allowed in the Friend&Associate household on Good Fri. & whatever the RCC calls this Sat. between Good Fri. & Easter Sunday, & not just because shut up that's why but because while Jesus was away the devil Satan Lucifer yadda was loose on the earth so watch out.
(Wasn't ol' Hay-soos supposed to have visited Hell during his unexplained absence/"death?" Or is that not-in-the-official-book folk lore, as if it makes any difference whether or not any of it occurred in anything resembling this universe.)
(Wasn't ol' Hay-soos supposed to have visited Hell during his unexplained absence/"death?" Or is that not-in-the-official-book folk lore, as if it makes any difference whether or not any of it occurred in anything resembling this universe.)
Reading Between The Lines
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M. Bouffant
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01:51
The late Mr. Kinkade & his family:
"Thom provided a wonderful life for his family," his wife, Nanette, said in a statement.We've no further comment either.
[...]
His family was traveling to Australia on Friday and unavailable for further comment.
Will He Return Tomorrow?
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M. Bouffant
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01:41
Thomas Kinkade, the "Painter of Light" and one of the most popular artists in America, died suddenly Friday at his Los Gatos home. He was 54.
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| Thomas Kinkade, painter of light. (Contra Costa Times/Bob Larson) 1997 |
Baby Let's Twist
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M. Bouffant
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01:01
Let's twist together.
These are Los Beatniks from Mexico, not the Argentine group of the same name.Like we did last summer.
Or something.
These are Los Beatniks from Mexico, not the Argentine group of the same name.Like we did last summer.
Or something.
Friday, April 6, 2012
Listen To The Whole Thing
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M. Bouffant
at
23:32
Or don't. But if we had a gun, we'd be holding it to your head.
Feelings Don't Count
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M. Bouffant
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10:41
E.J. Dionne on Xianity:
Whatever questions Christians may have about the meaning of that empty tomb, most of us have experienced a sense of joy when the words “He is risen, alleluia!” are shouted out on Easter Sunday.So what? Whatever "sense of joy" he may "experience" doesn't make that crap any less unreal.
Thursday, April 5, 2012
MLB: Lazed & Confused
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M. Bouffant
at
14:57
Baseball's regular season begangames that counted were played last wk. (In Japan. Not in a dishpan.)We're pretty sure "Opening Night" occurred yesterday, & today is "Opening Day."
Actual spring coming so early this yr., w/ tornadoes, & Opening Day taking a wk. has us so we can't determine if it's time for the annual paean to spring & hope springing eternally, yada, green-ness, yada, w/ a few baseball clichés worked in, or if we've already missed the opportunity.
Actual spring coming so early this yr., w/ tornadoes, & Opening Day taking a wk. has us so we can't determine if it's time for the annual paean to spring & hope springing eternally, yada, green-ness, yada, w/ a few baseball clichés worked in, or if we've already missed the opportunity.
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Inside The Cinema
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M. Bouffant
at
16:51
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
You Too May Recognize Yourself
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M. Bouffant
at
11:58
Samples from the brackets of the Internet Dickbag Tourney that had us making appreciative noises.
Guy Who Bears An Irrational Hatred of Dubstep But Isn’t Quite Sure What It Is vs. Guy Whose Only Opinion About Music Is That It Hasn’t Been Any Good Since 1982
Guy Who Claims To Really Hate Furries But Also Knows An Alarmingly Large Amount Of Details About Them vs. Guy Who Quotes Immanuel Kant When Talking About Giant Robot Cartoons
Guy Who Bears An Irrational Hatred of Dubstep But Isn’t Quite Sure What It Is vs. Guy Whose Only Opinion About Music Is That It Hasn’t Been Any Good Since 1982
Guy Who Claims To Really Hate Furries But Also Knows An Alarmingly Large Amount Of Details About Them vs. Guy Who Quotes Immanuel Kant When Talking About Giant Robot Cartoons
Shorter (Dyslexic) Erick Ercikson
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M. Bouffant
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03:02
Beating a dead horse here, & we don't mean whatever's packed into Ken-L-Ration.After all, Dyslexic Erick's dog is the real dog, the no-myth "actual risen Lord."
Two Local Losers Refer To
The Previous Two Items
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M. Bouffant
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02:43
Both mercifully short.WARNING: High volume. And irksome/annoying, why even bother?
Monday, April 2, 2012
Celebration Of The
(Southern Alligator) Lizard
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M. Bouffant
at
23:22
Pointy-heads will know him as Elgaria multicarinata webbii - San Diego Alligator LizardWe'd never seen one of these before; thought we knew all the SoCal lizards, but the ones we know are mostly lounge lizards.
Wholly Weak
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M. Bouffant
at
20:52
Because this simpleton doesn't deserve the click & because it's as short as it is stupid, in its entirety, Erick Erickson's:
We could all pretend, Sen. James Inhofe-style, that thinking we shouldn't render this only known warm speck in his Gawd's cold & mostly lifeless universe uninhabitable, and that saying so is arrogance. But it's not the empty gesture of loud & public worship, it's self-preservation.
Big difference between working for breathable air, drinkable water & livable temperatures & sticking your head in the sand because humans aren't as powerful as The Big Fucking Killer In The Sky of Erickson's imagination. Do he & Inhofe also believe (W/ all their hearts!!) that humans couldn't destroy most life on the planet w/ atomic weapons? Because if they believed that, then all of the money they've directed at the military-industrial-Congressional complex was pretty much wasted. Beliefs are very strange things.
And Erick Erickson is a very stupid person.
*NOT ARROGANT AT ALL. SHUT UP!
Both sides do it!! Unless we take just a moment to differentiate between hobbies, jobs, family, a drug, even, & REAL GOD whose considerable mythology wants Erick & his friends to shove their faith & not-really-that-moral codes down everyone else's throats once they've internalized them.Every Man Has a God
It is the start of Holy Week. Two Thousand years ago, Christ entered Jerusalem on his way to Calvary.
As we start the week, our nation finds itself in an interesting position. Unlike our cousins in Europe, we remain a church going nation with a majority who believe in God, or at least claim to. At the same time, it has become trendy to demagogue the Church.
ABC runs a show called “Good Christian Bitches” and the President of the United States declares war on faith trying to force secular beliefs into sectarian Christian faith.
We are still a mostly religious nation, but it has become cool to reject Christ or even to come out as an atheist. Atheists are routinely feted by our celebrity culture, appear on news shows mouthing off on the topics of the day, and are heralded as courageous for rejecting several thousand years of considered thought while mocking that considered thought as mythology.
The stupid are always the wise in this world.
Let’s start this week with one particular thought that so many of the so called wise will reject as stupid, but which is absolute fact.
Every man, woman, and child in this world has a god. Even atheists have gods. It may not be the actual risen Lord, but everyone has a god.
People need gods. It may be a job. It may be a drug. It may be family. It may be a hobby. Each person’s god may be different and it may even be yourself. But everyone puts their faith in something and it becomes their god whether they believe it or not.
In this day and age, many secularists have converted creation itself into their god and they worship God’s creation in place of God himself.
Where do you give your time, your talent, and your treasure? Where is your focus?
Where ever that might be, it most likely is your god.
This week, fix your focus, your time, your talent, and your treasure on Calvary. There the real God was nailed to a cross against his will, was crucified, died, and was buried. What some ridicule and mock as outmoded myth set off, three days later, the most significant event all of human history* — one that shaped the world in a way no other before or after could.
As you start your Monday and focus on work, family, friends, holidays, and travel, keep some perspective about you. There are bigger things at work around us and one bigger than all of us at work for us.
We could all pretend, Sen. James Inhofe-style, that thinking we shouldn't render this only known warm speck in his Gawd's cold & mostly lifeless universe uninhabitable, and that saying so is arrogance. But it's not the empty gesture of loud & public worship, it's self-preservation.
Big difference between working for breathable air, drinkable water & livable temperatures & sticking your head in the sand because humans aren't as powerful as The Big Fucking Killer In The Sky of Erickson's imagination. Do he & Inhofe also believe (W/ all their hearts!!) that humans couldn't destroy most life on the planet w/ atomic weapons? Because if they believed that, then all of the money they've directed at the military-industrial-Congressional complex was pretty much wasted. Beliefs are very strange things.
And Erick Erickson is a very stupid person.
*NOT ARROGANT AT ALL. SHUT UP!
Geography Lesson
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M. Bouffant
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18:49
Thomas L. ("Mustache of Understanding") Friedman, quoted in The Daily Caller:TontaMika Brzezinski, Jon Meacham, Harold Ford, Jr., the aforementioned Mustache &, icing on the cake because we all need more empty calories, David Effing Brooks.) spew for a living collided over the Meet the Press roundtable.Any "organized left" in these United Snakes would have stormed the studio w/ suicide troops & blown it all to the center of the sun.
“I think it’s two things,” Friedman said. “I think it is the fact that in my view the Republican Party is no longer a conservative party. It’s become a radical party on a lot of these key issues. That’s number one. And number two, I just came back from New Zealand, OK. You have people living in the outback of Australia who would look at Mitt Romney, say, ‘Haha. Not authentic.’ I mean, it is just so obvious. I mean, you know this is a guy who’s running against everything he’s believed his whole life. And it’s just so staggeringly [obvious].”Not inclined to believe in miracles around here, but looking at this line-up it's miraculous there wasn't an implosion & sudden formation of a black hole when the dense centrist matter these Beltway hacks (Your host: Morning Joe "Brought to You by Starbucks" Scarborough, &
Religious Warfare Dep't.
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M. Bouffant
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13:46
NEWS FLASH!! Just in to the Avant-Garde News newsroom:
One To Five Dead in Oaktown Xian College Shooting
"This is an unfortunate event."Religious Values Report
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M. Bouffant
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13:18
It's a Judeo-Christian nation: You just live in it. Not, however, a Shariah law nation, but a Halachic law nation, which of course is not un-Constitutional or anything. Where's the outrage over the impending Halachic law take-over?
A long-standing culture of non-cooperation with secular justice by Brooklyn's ultra-Orthodox Jews keeps many child sex offenders out of the courts and at large in their communities.Jesus, have the little children not yet suffered enough at the hands of sick old men?
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Brooklyn's Jewish communities, home to the largest number of ultra-Orthodox Jews outside Israel, are insular and close-knit. They maintain their own shadow justice system based on religious halachic law, enforced by religious courts known as the beit din. In recent years, they have also established their own community police force, the Shomrim.
Like the Catholic bishops before them, the ultra-Orthodox rabbis who lead these communities are charged with the concealment of crimes stretching back decades, and of fostering a culture where witnesses are silenced through intimidation.
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| Yehuda Kolko was indicted for molesting two boys – but in a plea deal was given a probationary sentence for child endangerment. Photograph: New York Daily News/Getty Images |
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Ahem!
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M. Bouffant
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23:04
We've been droning on about this for yrs. Random, meaningless universe; do not delude yourself.
boyman in the White House we're no closer to (arguably farther from) utopia than we were 60+ yrs. ago. So why not shut the fuck up, scholars? ("Scholars." How medieval.)
Perhaps most remarkable of all, not only is it now plausible, in a scientific sense, that our universe came from nothing, if we ask what properties a universe created from nothing would have, it appears that these properties resemble precisely the universe we live in.And laff material from the Times:
The study by the California Assn. of Scholars repeats objections conservatives have had for decades over what they see as an overwhelmingly liberal academia that stifles dissent. Especially in UC humanities departments, study of classics and rigorous analysis have been replaced by advocacy of a leftist agenda and teaching about the grievances of various minorities, the report says.We'd make a funny about how it read in the original German, but it's probably true. See also: God and Man At Yale, published in 1951 f'r Chrissake & just as irrelevant today as then. Where's the socialist paradise we were promised? Even w/ that
"It has reached an extreme where one couldn't not comment," John Ellis, a UC Santa Cruz professor emeritus in German literature and president of the association, said in explaining why his group is releasing the document now.
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Robert Anderson, a UC Berkeley economics and math professor who is chairman of the systemwide faculty Senate, said the report "is short on facts, but long on innuendo and anecdotes. The University of California offers tens of thousands of courses each year, the vast majority of which are excellent. A few dozen anecdotes about courses that allegedly have significant flaws does not diminish that fact, much less support the report's sweeping claims."
Good-Bye & Good Luck!
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M. Bouffant
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09:31
OK. Almost five yrs. of this, have not made a million dollars (Indeed, have lost money on the deal, what w/ pathetic appeals for money from web-logging losers nation-wide & our sympathetic heart.) & now that we've removed comment verification we receive more Russki spam than comments.
Therefore: Sayonara, suckers!!
Therefore: Sayonara, suckers!!
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