FOX Does It Again

Just the local cretinous buffoons, not the FOXNews Channel, but they're either ignorant or lying to make a bigger deal of a non-story.

BREAKING: A Water main break at the Target on the campus of UCLA. Water is pouring through the ceiling @myfoxla only on the scene
— FOX 11 Los Angeles (@myfoxla) August 1, 2014

No one would be impressed if myfoxla (Not mine. Ever!) breathlessly reported they were the only ones "on the scene" of a broken fire sprinkler. Indeed, if this non-story had happened anywhere but near the actual water main break earlier this wk. no one would even care as little as they do now. And the Target in question is not "on the campus of UCLA." Close to, but not on campus.

@myfoxla A WATER MAIN break COMING FROM THE CEILING? I know Murdoch likes dummies, but on what planet are water mains in the ceiling?
— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) August 1, 2014

@myfoxla Also, you ignoramuses, the Target in question is NOT NOT NOT "on the campus of UCLA." Try hiring people who understand geography.
— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) August 1, 2014

I must stop paying any attention to anything that humanoids do, because I can not be responsible for my actions after being bored & irritated into a perpetual state of rage by my misfortune of birth in this nasty idiot world.