Public Speaking 101

Can any of these inane drones make anything clear? Ever? John McCain:

"These attacks on, quote, Bain Capital is really kind of anathema to everything that we believe in. We believe in job creation, and the record of Bain Captial is to take companies that would otherwise fail and restore them to some kind of viability, and sometimes that doesn't work, but, you know, when it always works is a thing called communism, where you keep everybody in business."

"Quote."

Subject-predicate agreement is entirely too much to expect, of course."That's Adam Smith." There you fucking have it. Because absolutely nothing has changed in however long it's been since Smith roamed the earth.

Last word, from Charlie Rose: "Hope we'll see you at this table ... a lot." Oh, please.