Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Shut Your Festering Gobs

Quick reminder to the assholes polluting the Interfestation today w/ their techgasms over the Amazon Kindle Fire: Read this & then slam your fucking fingers in your laptops or w/ your tablets repeatedly until the fingers & laptops/tablets are broken, scum. Or we'll do it for you!

3 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I had the same reaction, old chum.

Why the hell can't there be any cruelty-free products these days?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Wait, there is one more speaker before the gob-shutting...
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M. Bouffant said...

Labor Editor:

As property is theft, so production is cruelty.

Hee hee. Mike's been all over the local blogs. And council-weasel Zine is a 28-yr. Los Angeles Pig Dep't. pig who decided to keep sucking at the public teat, representing the suburban scumbags of the Northwest Valley, so it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

I wonder if it was the Mike Hunt who played sax on the fourth J. Geils album?