Thursday, September 15, 2011

Smart-Ass Round-Up

Much too lazy to put this in context for non-sports fans, who are hurting America by not paying attention. Haters.

(At least Ellen Kershaw seems to be an OK sort.)

3 comments:

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

What are these "sports" you speak of?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I took some pictures of birds today.

SPORT!
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M. Bouffant said...

Explaining Voice Editor:

We're an informal sport!

Informal: a flashy person; one who wears showy clothes, affects smart manners, pursues pleasurable pastimes, or the like; a bon vivant.

Biology: an organism or part that shows an unusual or singular deviation from the normal or parent type; mutation.

Obsolete: amorous dalliance.


Also: jest; fun; mirth; pleasantry: What he said in sport was taken seriously.

mockery; ridicule; derision: They made sport of vacuumslayer.


We killed a cucaracha that was trying to eat the J.C. Penney advert in our mailbox today.

SQUASH!