We will put the dental appliance back in, & soon enough will have our new improved set of choppers installed (What remains of the uppers is no thing of beauty either, but we aren't going to contort ourself further before the mirror just so others can get some schadenfreude out of it.) & get on w/ other aspects of our degenerate existence.
Sad that an aging wretch still identifies w/ this sort of thing, innit?
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I am CRUSHED you do not have an actual bouffant hairstyle. I feel hurt, angry, confused. CRUSHED.
Mr. Bruce, Hairdresser To The Stars, Reveals:
We'd just taken a shower (to emphasize the white in the beard, rather than the food stains) & hadn't ratted the 'do yet.
Alternately, it's hard to cultivate an actual bouffant when one is a brain in a jar.
Abby Normal!
Straight-Haired Editor:
Saw Y.F. in the cinema on first release, & so had to look it up. (Mel Brooks = Malignant Bouffant? Could be.)
And we still have our original, if wispy, hair, unlike many losers of our age. New teeth don't look nearly as bad as rugs. (He tried to convince himself.)
oh, totally agree. Rugs are horrifying. FAke teeth mostly look pretty good.
Relieved Editor:
Whew. We may once again have sex (W/ someone other than ourself.) if that's the case.
Esp. as that stupid Letterman-style gap between the upper front fangs will no longer be happening. Hollywood, baby!
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