Monday, December 20, 2010

Myth W/ A Whip

More of Coked®-up Santa (If we remember our cultural heritage correctly, it was Coca-Cola® adverts that established the current Santa image.) in the Golden Age here. This one's rather creepy; is the elf (?) openable w/ a church key?

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That Santa looks like he's been guzzling rum and cokes...
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

All the HFCS from those cokes plumped him up!

Substance McGravitas said...

Well, you keep the elf in the freezer until he's good and dead, pop the cap and have a brain freeze.

M. Bouffant said...

Culinary Editor Complains:

Takes too long to freeze the little polar natives to death.