Musselman Revolution?

A thing in Salon concerning today's anniversary of South Carolina's secession, & a short history of the state. (What a shithole. All assholes, all the time, it appears.)

From their declaration:

We, therefore, the people of South Carolina, by our delegates in convention assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, have solemnly declared that the Union heretofore existing between this state and the other states of North America is dissolved; and that the state of South Carolina has resumed her position among the nations of the world, as [a] separate and independent state, with full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do.

How the fuck did that work out for you, bitches? (And: "Supreme Judge of the world?" Who dat, some guy at the Hague?)

But our true interest is this damning detail, which finally sank into our tiny mind when we saw it on some cheesy blog that takes adverts. (Whores.):

It's a fucking Islamic crescent! Those Carolina crackers were all sekrit Mooooslims! Look at Cracker Nation's state flag!

Not just the crescent moon of the moon god Allah, but a dirty foreign un-American palm tree, like they have in Iran & Saudi Arabia!

The national emblem of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

Now you have a better idea of what's going on w/ the peckerwoods.