Sunday, December 19, 2010

From The Daily Crawler*

Uh, does any one have any idea what (if anything) this is supposed to be, or if it has actual meaning? (We'll confess to general ignorance of the No Labels thing, besides figuring it to be another sad collection of fence-sitters, or mugwumps.)
Q: Why did the No Labels member cross the road?
A: Do you really need to call it that?

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Q: How many No Labels members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I thought I told you to shut up.

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A Chinese guy, a Jewish guy, and a No Labels guy walk into a bar. Only two of them ever figure out what to order.

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A No Labels member goes to the doctor. Says, “It hurts when I do this!” Doc doesn’t say anything because it might come out wrong.

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Q: What do you call a No Labels member with one leg?
A: You don’t call him anything. Try paying attention next time, wingnut.

(Inspiration, as always, by Greg Gutfeld.)
Mere mention of Gutfeld is a dead giveaway that it won't be funny, but ... Maybe it's deliberately not funny because ... something very, very meta, as we all know how clever Treach & Gut are.

*Yes, we're mocking gimpy jaywalker Jim, although the original intent of "Crawler" was to mock the entire Daily Caller. He's probably using a walker by now anyway.

1 comment:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

...besides figuring it to be another sad collection of fence-sitters, or mugwumps.

It's David Gergen and a bunch of other assholes who aren't far enough right to fit in with Simple Sarah and the teabaggers, but remain steadfast in their determination to be blights on humanity anyways.
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