She calls herself the daughter of a Yankee pilot and a Southern belle, by which she means that her father was stationed at a U.S. Air Force Base in South Carolina when he met her mother, a local girl. "These guys fly in, they're gorgeous, they're the crème de la crème, and they're Yankees, so they know stuff that these girls have never seen before. And they just swept those girls off their feet."Oh, those Yankee carpet-baggers (Though in this case they might be Yankee carpet-bombers as well.) coming down South & sweepin' the maidens off their feet w/ their "stuff," that they "know." Book-larnin' & cipherin'. Who'd a thunk our little Southern ladies would be innerested in "stuff" like that?
Ms. Parker, we are also informed, is from that state of all states, South Carolina, where explosions of repressed sexuality have seemed to be the order of the day recently.
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We will be, laments Parker in her obligatory chapter on Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues, so "awash in vaginaism," that we are nothing beyond "vaginas on the plain seeking out other vaginas with which to hold hands and gaze unlongingly into the silky night of a manless moon."
HOT!
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There is nothing more hawt hawt hawt than repression failure & the following explosion.
Except something else we haven't the time to conceive of right now. But it's really hawt!!
Vaginas have hands to hold, in that part of the world?
Vaginas 1, fish 0.
With regards to hands, holding, and such as.
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From The Blog Administrator (Oooh, that sounds official!):
It's an amazing country. (Uh, we think we really meant nation there ...)
The bizarre "Land That Time Forgot" flora & fauna y'all got south of the equator is nothing compared to AMERIKKKA, Land of the Fingered & Handed Virginia!!
Like Ms. Parker, we'd just as soon not use that word.
And Ms. Parker, shouldn't that be "vaginism," if you insist on typing it?
Lends a still-dirtier air to vagrancy.
From The Editor of "Connections":
We should be able to make a connection between having recently been a vagrant, vague rants, & rants about vag(ue)s ... but, as we're so fond of saying, "Why bother?"
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Here is something else on the subject. If only it had had a hand, it could have hung on.
Our very worst, brought out by YOU!!
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