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In the days of dial-up, we had many an AOL acc't. under fake names, using phony bank acc'ts. Worked for yrs. Never had "bouffant@aol.com," though, let alone a subscription to the Black & Decker email newsletter.

Nor have we ever purchased anything from B&D. And we certainly aren't likely to at this stage in our rapidly declining life. Indeed, we probably bought the last tools we'll ever buy (Other than weapons: Two more yrs. & it's probably legal again!) last month, to switch the refrigerator doors. (And we posted how that turned out.)

Nonetheless, it disturbs us that evil robot consciousnesses cruise the web looking for "bouffant," even though we've nothing to hide but our legal name & current address.