Huckleberry, You Fat Fuck-Up, You're In Some Real Trouble Now! You Ever Hear Of Willie Horton, Boy? Well, If You Ain't You're About To! (Now W/ Ass-Covering UPDATE)

Man Wanted for Murders Let Free by Huckabee

Maybe this is why Mike Huckabee is "less than likely" to run for president in 2012: The Seattle Times reports that a man wanted for four police murders in Washington state was granted clemency by then-Arkansas Gov. Huckabee nine years ago and released from prison.

Said the Arkansas prosecutor who objected at the time: "This is the day I've been dreading for a long time."

If it's the case we're thinking of, the alleged perp had one of those jailhouse conversions & scammed everyone from Huck down w/ his Jeezizosity.

we'd already forgotten the cop ambush. You know, crime in these United Snakes doesn't count unless it committed by a Muslo-terrist, & since the reactionaries didn't start the screech, it's as if it never happened.

We're pretty sure the porcine preacher will be happier in New York City hosting a Fox News opinion hour anyway. Certainly This Great Nation of Ours™ will be in better shape if he's not President, no matter the bullshit that comes from his jowls during a Fox appearnace.

UPDATE (29 November 2009 @2105): No, this is of whom we were thinking. And this is an over-view of Fatso Huck at work:

"It seems to be true at least anecdotally that if a minister is involved, (Huckabee) seems likely to grant clemency," prosecutor Robert Herzfeld said in 2004 after successfully battling the then-governor over the release of a killer.

The urge to commit murder is strong in us. Think Huck's ghost would work to commute our sentence after we killed him?