Thursday, November 26, 2009

Elitist Musings On Turkey Day

On Enforced Family Solidarity Day, we consider ourself fortunate that we are an orphan, & that our closest known relatives are on the other coast of This Great Nation of Ours™. (No fucking fly-over country losers in our family tree.)
But why be "grateful" to a random, meaningless universe that could have given us all one hell of a better deal to be thankful for?