Saturday, September 26, 2009

Taking Back America, One Low-Information Voter At A Time

Minn. Rep. Michele Bachmann, at this wknd.'s Phyllis Schlafly I Hate America fest, is still worried about one-world currency. This is because Ms. Bachmann is too stupid to understand anything.
Bachmann touched on the priorities of Republicans if they retook Congress in 2010, to “pass repealer bill after repealer bill,” to prevent the creation of a one-world currency, and to pull the government back from the “36 percent of private business profits” that she claimed it now controlled. And she said Michigan residents were “depressed enough” without Gitmo prisoners being relocated to state facilities where they could inspire more terrorists.
“This is where they learn conversion to Islam!” said Bachmann. “In the prisons!”
No, Shelley, they "learn conversion to Islam" from the society that puts them in the prisons in the first place.

3 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A witness has come forward and described the body, when found, as hanging in a rural Kentucky cemetery naked, gagged, with hands and feet bound with duct tape.

Congrats, Michele.
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MNBlue said...

If you want to help us get Bachmann out of office here in Minnesota's 6th District, help out Maureen Reed - Bachmann's opponent.
http://maureenreedforcongress.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maureen_Reed

M. Bouffant said...

Bail-Out Editor Announces:

Or, you could send us some money, & we would TYPE AT THE TOP OF OUR FINGERS THAT SHE IS NO GOOD & MUST BE SENT PACKING!!!

Indeed, if we weren't one of those gummint hand-out losers, we might send Ms. Reed a buck or two.

What, no wetsuit? Not funny! Ha ha!